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Off Topic thread v. You can't put a price on your balls...

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ValeTudo said:
its monday
what the fuck do single people do on a monday
i think ill just get liquored up
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Wake up before when it is pitch black, work like a motherfucker all day and then get liquored up :D

Well, that's what I did today... and I am nearly 30 and have virtually always been single :)


*sobs and then collapses*
 
thanks chaps!

ch0psy, i doubt it. probably just a little more random.



is swifty still about?
 
Web browser typo

heads up

warning if you have a hotmail account, get the spelling right.

i accidentally typed in homtail.com instead of hotmail.com

and i got redirected here and this showed with a work colleague next to me. i lol'd, they felt awkward
NSFW:
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anyone else unintentionally typed the wrong address and got redirected somewhere
 
^ thanks bromando, :)
and bwahahha, that nutz-cup is fucking hilarious.




i have a great joke

what do you call a Phillipino Contortionist?
a Manila Folder :D
 
A few years ago I worked in an office that had a law clerk who would always get lost. She was often requested to drop contracts etc to various places around sydney and she would always call back crying that she couldn't find the place she was meant to go to.

Anyways I kept telling her that she should use whereis.com to get directions before she left the office.

This office was fairly open plan and her desk was fairly central. One day a whole bunch of us including a chief solicitor, general manager and practice manager where chatting near here desk then all of a sudden she makes this shreeeek and we look over to see snatch, cocks, tits, arse, jizz you name it all over the screen

She typed in whereitsat.com which obviously serves a different purpose
 
Klue said:
Wake up before when it is pitch black, work like a motherfucker all day and then get liquored up :D

Well, that's what I did today... and I am nearly 30 and have virtually always been single :)


*sobs and then collapses*
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I am really am going to have to insist that someone who is younger than me not refer to themselves as nearly 30
 
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