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[Slay]

connection reset by pineal gland

 

[GenericMind]

I'm going to get really drunk tonight.

 

[Slay]

dont drink and drive

 

[VerbalTruist]

Drinking and driving is the best

 

[GenericMind]

I have the high score in that shit.

 

[Slay]

i like to try driving while trippin balls but first i have to learn how to drive

 

[VerbalTruist]

I did that in a parking lot once. It was fun, but it was super late at night and I was told that I wasn't allowed to drive home.



Fair enough I guess.

 

[-Guido-]

 

[GenericMind]

Tonight: American Gladiators Drinking Game Extravaganza!

 

[CloudyHazeD]

Hows that played?

 

[Slay]

i love the yellowish color of my skin after doing naughty things to my body

 

[Carl Landrover]

Dang, too bad heroin is soo good.

 

[VerbalTruist]

Its really true. I miss heroin so much.

 

[GenericMind]

Hows that played?

1. Pick a male and female gladiator. Every time he/she shows up, take a drink.

2. Drink 1 whenever Hulk Hogan says "brother".

3. Drink 1 anytime a contender falls into the water(earthquake, assult, hang tough, etc).

4. Drink 2 anytime a gladiator falls into the water

5. Drink 1 everytime a contestant talks trash to the Gladiators.

6. Finish your drink if an injury occurs that knocks a contestant or Gladiator out of competition.

7. Drink 1 anytime the song "Another One Bites The Dust" plays.

8. Drink 1 when Wolf howls.

9. Drink 3 whenever a competitor injures their leg in Powerball.

10. Drink 1 whenever Helga gives disappointing performance.

11. Drink 1 anytime Crush kicks ass and proves that she is better and hotter than Helga.

12. Camera shot of competitor’s child as they are crushed when they realize their parent isn’t invincible – Drink 5

5. During the eliminator choose a contestant. Everytime they get stuck (handbike, tradmill) you must drink continuously until they get past it.

 

[Pengwin]

Its really true. I miss heroin so much.

me to... i only did it 1 -2 times a week for while, never IV. Haven't had it in months and though i've taken plenty of other pills since then nothing is as good. I know where the cop spots are and man it's tempting but no way a scrawny white kid like mes going down there

oh heroin how i hope we will meet again just not on a daily basis

 

[fizzle]

Someday you will all understand the pink elephant.
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[VerbalTruist]

Hey you! Get the fuck out of my forum!

 

[fizzle]

But there is a hott mod here, I came to play secksi-time with him!

 

[Carl Landrover]

I don't know what's going on.

I'm seeing stuff whne i close my eyes

I can't walk straight

whoo-ooh-ooh-wooh

 

[VerbalTruist]

But there is a hott mod here, I came to play secksi-time with him!

Yes out of my forum and into ,y bed! Nao you come!