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You know, you don't have to be a chick to enjoy a sybian.
Us guys have this nifty organ called a prostate that's kinda like a g-spot for guys.
Excuse me if you already know this.
Sybians are fucking expensive though. They're like $1400, or something.
I think I'd rather get a bomb bass guitar if I'm gonna lay down that kinda bread.
 
You know what I think?

I think that, that thing looks totally fucking weird. I should put my chick on one and see how she does. Actually. no. What if she has more love for it than my cock and thats all she gets the humps from?

DESTROY ALL SYBIANS!!!!!
 
Lost in a maze...

They complete the days...

Focus your eyes, as the fire flies...

One step beyond...

Left tomorrows gaze....

Whoawhoawhoawhoa....
 
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its always good to know you wont get any weird dreams when your going to sleep, dreams are evil but sleep is sleep, without size, without limits
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When I dose off, my dreams blend with reality, so I don't realize I'm dreaming.

This happened last night and I almost went Hannibal Lecter on my girlfriend.

We were lying face to face and I dosed off. I dreamed I had an ultimate cheeseburger, spicy chicken sandwich, chicken tenders, and fries from Jack in the Box. The fries and chicken tenders fell out of the bag and I had trouble getting them out. So I FINALLY get them out and go to take a bite out of my ultimate cheeseburger.

I move closer and I feel my mouth open and I feel something begin to enter it, except it's definitely not a burger. I open my eyes and realize I'm ever so close to biting into teh girls nose!!!

I screamed, then she woke up startled. It was funny afterwards, but that would have been bad news!
 
I concur..

My sexbot is raping the dog. I thought it would be a sound investment, but it requires hourly sexing. I just don't have the stamina for it.
 
Sounds like you need another sexbot to quench the first sexbot.
What happens when sexbots don't get the lovin' they want?
 
I work at a retirement home that my grandma lives in. She lives in the independent living section which is like living in your own little apartment they got a kitchen, laundry room, den, bed room, etc.

I work in the assisted living section where the people are unable to cook, clean, or go far distances by themselves. They are also in the early to mid stages of dementia and cannot be trusted to be responsible to take their own medication, so a nurse comes and delivers it to them at meal time while i'm cooking and serving their food. Well today after lunch while i was clearing the table i notice on resident left his cup of pills which contained a 20mg oxy. Now i know some people who would of jacked it and thrown the rest of the medicine away, not like they are going to remember right? Well i grabbed ALL the medicine in the cup went to the nurse told her mr and so and so forgot his medication she verified it was all there and together we went and made sure he took it and they both thanked me which made me feel good. of course an oxy would of made me feel good to but i couldnt do it just couldnt take the pill from a sweet vunerable man like that.

after my shift was over i went got my grandmas mail and brought it up to her to visit, we chatted about work and stuff. Then she asked me if i would come help her start cleaning out the room of one of the oldler ladys she had been taking care ( my grandma was a nurse for all of her working life and still likes to be lol they've even offered too hire her as a nurse there) of who had just recenly died. In doing so i found 25mgs of hydrocodone, 35mgs of oxycodone, and 15mgs of valium!!!!!

all i can save is i love karma and my job and being super high

sorry for rambling but im really high and loose and i jsut feel like today was an aweesome day
 
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fuck karma if you'd steal other oxys too you'd have more drugs now. all in all those drugs come from the nurse and i'm sure they have tons of them, well just my opinion. im such a greedy pharm lover lol:D

i respect what you did though, no offense dude:) you have a good heart<3
 
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fuck karma if you'd steal other oxys too you'd have more drugs now. all in all those drugs come from the nurse and i'm sure they have tons of them, well just my opinion. im such a greedy pharm lover lol:D

i respect what you did though, no offense dude:) you have a good heart<3
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im no saint i gotta say. but im trying to make a turn for the better or maybe make up for things past


you have no clue how many times i've wanted to bust up into the nurses office / cart they push around an steal every oxy i can (which im sure is a shitload) but theres no way i could do it without getting caught. and those are thoughts i need to stay away from plus if i keep this job i can buy my own drugs

i just need to find someone to buy them from

i wishh the nurse staff did drugs and ii could get them to sell em to me
 
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Slay said:
fuck karma if you'd steal other oxys too you'd have more drugs now. all in all those drugs come from the nurse and i'm sure they have tons of them, well just my opinion. im such a greedy pharm lover lol:D

i respect what you did though, no offense dude:) you have a good heart<3
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you and i should hit em up and split the split the prrofits... if i wasnt afraid you'd stab me in the back and take em all :p jk <3

seriously though the night security guard is a fatty mc fatterson, now just to figure how to cut the phone lines and the best escape route....

oh and more off topic drug culture : everyone check out this local hot band tryign to make it big. i just got to record a live show for them on friday
http://www.myspace.com/crucialelements
listen to "ganga tree"
 
yeah i cook most of the breakfast stuff and if they want something like a hamburger or a hotdogs but then for the fancy stuff like pork roast with blah blah bah or crab cakes or steak filets and stuff i grab it from the kitchen put it in a steam table and serve it to them. oh and it's rich old farts too. most people have to sell they're house to get in the entrance fee and to buy your apartment or they also have a cottage community behidn the main building ranges from 150k to 300k and then its like 2 -4k a month. and yet they can only afford to pay me 7.69 an hour (though i do get bum free food) and i cant take tips not that i've been offered one :( .... alll the mor reason to jack that oxy huh?

its a good job to low doses of opiates and benzos at because then im all extra talkative and friendly

ima have to get your aim before we get to far offftopic from offtopic? lol

do yyou live around va?
 
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