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So, funny thing happened to me this morning on my way to work.

I stop at the corner gas station to get my morning coffee and a bit of fuel........I'm standing there pumping gas into my jeep when I'm approached by this black fellow.

"Excuse me, sir" he says.

"yea", I reply.

"Do you have to pee?" he asks

(I try so hard at this point not to just straight up start laughing at him)

"Why the fuck do you ask?" I question back.....

Well, turns out this guy gots to take a drug test in an hour. So I go piss in a coffee cup for him. He pays me $20.

Ha. Poor dumb ass is gonna fail for heroin, coke, and weed from my exceedingly dirty urine.

Caveat emptor....... sucker.

Honestly, who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to ask random people to piss in a cup so they can try and pass a drug test.
 
^ Dude, L-M-F-A-O!!

But that wasn't very nice. You should have been straight with him.
You're right, though. It's not a very good idea to ask random people for test piss.
Lol, sounds like he's out 20 bucks and a job, all over a cup of bad piss.
 
Man that is not funny at all...

SOmething about ruining someone's shit.

I mean he asked you if you could piss clean right?
 
Lol, fuck yeah.
Nice to see Guy Ritchie is appreciated.

... Not to be anal retentive (well, ok, I am), but the line is, "Mother, brother, any type of sucker."
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sorry...
Please don't slice or smash me rainbow-communist style...
I'm a good boy, really.
 
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