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Im the biggest boss that cha seen thus far, Im the, Im the biggest boss that cha seen thus far. Im the biggest boss that cha seen thus far...

Cuz its just anotha day in the life of tha goddamn boss!

smoke time....too bad i aint got no bud.....Fuckit these oc's will do
 
The Losers Guide To Losin'

^
Japanese Rice Paper Sandals.
Disposable Contacts.
Commando.
Prob. Salve.

I'ma gettin' drunk.

But I
*might*
join that cool lookin'
crunk krew ova derre...

It's jus' they get all drunk an' mess
afta 6am-8am,
where I'is got da power.

Gotta be
probably grate.

Drinkin' vodka&campari
3:1
+orange juice +dashsoda+crush'dice+bloodorange.
Garnish.
& Eatin' Eggs.

Neva Discount Protein.

PEACE
UnS
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Snooch to tha MothaFuckin' DOOOOOOB!!!
...
Man I love klonopins. /
I feel like rubber. /
My equilibrium, which should be about like ----, is more like / , which is cool feeling.
I also feel as though sharing this information with you all is beneficial in some way. However, my sober self, who is currently curled up in the fetal position in the back of my head, fettered, and screaming in agony to be heard, realizes that the zombie-BrodieMan really shouldn't post on Bluelight for fear of looking like an ass, but zombie-BrodieMan responds with a resounding, "Meh."
 
Dude, my armada of cloaked wraiths could totally lay waste to your pitiful Carrier fleet.

Wraith awaiting launch orders, biatch, lol
 
Oh, oh what's that now?
My science vessels send a barrage of EMP shockwaves, decimating your plasma shields.
HAH!
 
My arbiter recalls all ships back to my base and I recharge the plasma shields despite the considerable damage done during the time my shields were down. I send a vanguard of Corsairs to deal with you Science vessels and ponder what my next move will be...

(this is fun lol)
 
LMFAO, this is cool.
I see you've gone Super Saiyan...
Well I have become... Patrick Bateman!!!

And who said this would be Brood War?
Anyway, assuming your Carriers aren't present for the battle as they are still coming from the base (they are very slow, no?), your Corsairs make short work of my Science Vessels, but in turn, are blown out by my still (but with low energy) cloaked wraiths.
I send in 1 group (of twelve) of Valkyries and 2 groups of Goliaths as your Carriers cruise nearer to their destruction...



<giggles> this is sweet...
 
So, I could get wasted tonight and have sex with one of several 19-year-olds that will be at this party, or I could continue to stay sober and play Guitar Hero all night.

Dilemma Motherfucker, do you have one?
 
Aw, man.
Screw Guitar Hero.
1) Why not learn how to play a real guitar?
2) If you're gonna play a simulation game, you should play Heroin Hero.
And 3) Screw Guitar Hero, really. There are much better things you could do with your time, like eating a hammer.
 
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