Ode to the Cigarette

[Alameda]

Ode to the Cigarette
or The Love-Hate Relationship

Cigarette, cigarette
first puff of the day
and I'm calm, serene,
and on my way.

You're good all the time
but enjoyed the best
with beer, or food,
and great after sex.

Cigarette, cigarette,
outstanding with pot
I'll smoke you in the cold
I'll smoke you when it's hot.

Cigarette, cigarette
addicted from the start
though you're killing me slowly
you have my lungs, my brain
my heart.

 

[RareForm]

Lmao! that's brilliant I loved the title as well.

 

[oceandreams]

The story of my life, former smoker who falls off the wagon frequently. Thank you

 

[cherub]

Great stuff made for a good smile !

 

[guineaPig]

right the fuck on!

 

[BrightEyesIsMe]

:D That was a good one. I don't drink beer, but with every other alcoholic drink it is great. Everything you said was for real. Awsome.

 

[phactor]

Can't forget good ole cigarettes+coffee

 

[DeirdreScott]

lol :D Funny, in sad sort of way...