occam's razor for conspiracy theories

Why should you hold stock with conspiracy theories? Because they're the simplest explanation for all the crappiness. It's Occam's razor, man.

The world is mostly easily painted as the product of someone's desires. The Illuminati are out there man!

 

No doubt...

"How can I be paranoid...when the paranoid mother-fuckers who are making me paranoid are really out there?" —David Cross.