Nurse: Laced Marijuana Sends Girl To Hospital

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Girl Faces 19-Day Suspension

OMAHA, Neb. --

A Burke High School student was hospitalized Friday after school officials said she may have smoked marijuana laced with formaldehyde.

The girl got to school at 8:35 a.m. and went to the nurse's office with symptoms of nausea, school officials said.

The nurse said the girl told her what she had smoked, and then the girl went limp. She was taken by ambulance to Methodist Hospital. The girl was released Friday afternoon.

"She was screaming out that she was hurting and she needed some help," said school nurse Mary Beth Holmes.

When the girl went limp, Holmes said her training took over. She checked the non-responsive girl's vital signs and then had staff call 911.

"It was very scary," the nurse said.

District officials said the girl will face disciplinary action -- likely a 19-day mandatory suspension. She'll also have to complete a chemical dependency program.
Holmes expressed concern and disbelief.

"It's very frustrating, because I don't understand why kids don't want to come to school to learn, and why they'd take such risks," she said.

Other students and the nurse agreed that it's rare when students come to school high.

"It's a pretty serious thing," said student Derek Coryell. "They try to crack down on it. They smell marijuana in your classroom, they go and do a THC test on your hands."
 
well this is a direct effect of prohibition. if she could have gotten it from an older friend who got it from a licensed outlet, there would have been no formaldehyde.

seriously, who the FUCK would do that to bud?


this sounds bullshit to me
 
isn't formaldehyde on pot a really really old urban legend? Like embalming fluid
 
isn't formaldehyde on pot a really really old urban legend? Like embalming fluid

Ancient urban legend. I think it's on the Rosetta Stone.

w/e abt the nurse being baffled: "I thought children came to school to learn." <wiping tears from face distorted by hypocrisy… then accepting promotion from the hospital administration for supporting the party line.>"

How the fuck old is this nurse, 109? Because my grandmother was hip to that shit and she would have been 101 this January. (RIP grandma. Love you.)
 
Sounds like it was just really good bud. Why is this the only girl in town that had the taint weed? No other hospitalizations?

lol actually re-reading it that's almost exactly what I did the first time I got stoned.
"She was screaming out that she was hurting and she needed some help,"
 
It seems to me that it could be one of two things. Either the girl really did get marijuana laced with formaldehyde, or it was just really potent marijuana. If it was laced with formaldehyde then i just dont know what to say. That is sad. A direct effect of prohibition.
 
It seems illogical to lace weed. It's so available I don't understand the point in doing so...

Especially lacing it with something dangerous, what's in it for the dealer?
 
District officials said the girl will face disciplinary action -- likely a 19-day mandatory suspension. She'll also have to complete a chemical dependency program.

This junkie needs some serious help. I suggest that she enter detox.


Other students and the nurse agreed that it's rare when students come to school high.

:D Im sure everybody was shocked that someone would come into school stoned.

I agree this sounds like it was just really good bud. I've seen such situations before and Bluelight is flooded with threads posted by panicing smokers. People should do a little research before they decide to jump into any drug.
 
Lol, she fainted after she was told what she had smoked, they probably were fucking with her, if she continued to smoke shitty tasting weed with actual formaldehyde she's a retard. Bet she just had a panic attack.

Lol when I came to school high I was treated like shit by the nurse, if I was sober I would of talked so bad to her, and cussed her ass out, but I just sat there and chilled while she did stupid ass tests on me to tell if I was high. Only reason I got caught is becasue we were all like 30 min late and all banged like weed. I only got sent home, no suspension then the dean put me in some stupid program where a dude lied about weed and shit, said it was really easy to lace, and that you could not tell, and that real plain weed doesn't get you high lol, eventually I just stopped going because it took up my english class.
 
I remember giving my principal a quick little lesson about morning glory seeds, how they contain LSA which was making my pupils large, how it was completely legal, and how he could kiss my ass :) No school nurse required.

Sent back to class after I gave him the empty seed packs from my bag haha honestly I don't think he even believed me about the LSA, he tried to say something about just getting fucked up on pesticides lol
 
"Other students and the nurse agreed that it's rare when students come to school high."

Nurse said the exact same thing to my aunty when I got caught lol

Probably a good 10% of us were stoned constantly.

Oh and
isn't formaldehyde on pot a really really old urban legend? Like embalming fluid
Yes.
And embalming fluid is formaldehyde.
did someone really lace it with lighter fluid? or are they confusing it with pcp?
lols. Formaldehyde is embalming fluid, not lighter fluid. And yeh embalming fluid is a street name for PCP. So maybe it was that.
But more than likely just good weed.
 
This whole story is pretty ridiculous. I myself am leaning towards the possibility that she just smoked good weed
 
Don't think she greened or she woulda thrown up or some shit, and by the sounds of that article, they woulda mentioned that for sure.
"It's a pretty serious thing," said student Derek Coryell. "They try to crack down on it. They smell marijuana in your classroom, they go and do a THC test on your hands."
Isn't that privacy invasion or some shit...? I mean, when I went to school 2 years ago, they couldn't do shit when I went back to class reeking like an ashtray, they'd look at me like 'you're a naughty cunt', and when I was with some cunts smoking a doob one time and the teachers nearly caught us, caught a whiff, they singled out me and another cunt cos we looked easy I guess, and were like 'Were you guys smoking marijuana?' We were like ...no. What'd they expect, 'yeah, I just ripped a double thumbscrew, bong's stashed in my shirt"? They can't go by scent alone.
Chemical dependency program... Isn't that for shardheads and speed freaks? Last time I checked, marijuana was a plant. And why they'd take such risks? Weed is unODable, and if you get a laced batch, you're really unlucky. Mostly, dealers lace weed so it weighs more, or make it a more distinguishable high than the next guy. God, whoever wrote this article is a retard...
 
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