*NSFW*EADD RANDOM IMAGES Thread: pics/gifs/animations ... post your internet finds ..

[Shambles]

Indeed, SHM. That's a somewhat freaky one and no mistake, missus

(i'm sure sir jimmy would've approved though)

Note for any passing feminists in light of Gibberings this week: It's kinda hard not to sound judgemental when discussing a wall of various vulvas but there's a world of difference betwixt vulvic preference and vulvic prejudice

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Like penises, though, vulvas look better when they are engorged.

 

[Ceres]

did someone say vulva?

 

[Shambles]

Like penises, though, vulvas look better when they are engorged.

Doubt there's a vulva on Earth as aesthetically unnappealing as a flaccid penis, Yella. Not overkeen on erect penises either for that matter but have to applaud you ladygirls (and you lavenderboys) for managing to suppress the giggles when a floppy one is wopped out in your vicinity.

 

[Ceres]

 

[Ceres]

 

[Shambles]

Only a complete douchebag would use scented soap for their pussy.

EDIT: I do like that dogthing though. Looks like it has a horrid yet artful skin disease.

 

[Marmalade]

Doubt there's a vulva on Earth as aesthetically unnappealing as a flaccid penis, Yella. Not overkeen on erect penises either for that matter but have to applaud you ladygirls (and lyou avenderboys) for managing to suppress the giggles when a floppy one is wopped out in your vicinity.

cocks are glorious and attractive, full or flaccid. fact.

I'm usually doing the soldier or starfish ... occasionally freefaller and occasionally a mix of foetus/yearner ...I mainly prefer to sleep on my back tho ... 'cept when I'm drunk obviously.

a young Mr Doherty?

 

[Ceres]

 

[Marmalade]

I am in possession of rather conclusive evidence that proves SHM could take on this thread and 'WIN' it, should he so wish.

true fax.

 

[Shambles]

cocks are glorious and attractive, full or flaccid. fact.

I suspect that may be one of those genuine gender differences, Marmz

I can kindasorta appreciate a decent-looking willy from a distance but not sure I'd do so well if it were up close and personal, as it were.

Also, your Great Wall of Vagina > mine. Fannyforms are so very much more intriguing than boring ol' todgers. Again, perhaps a gender thing.

(i'll say nowt about the juxtaposition of detailed vagpix next to munchy rabbits though)

EDIT: That bloke onna unicycle onna bridge support cable is fukkin incredible

Birdpix are far from shabby but the human bean onna bike won out by quite some distance.

 

[Ceres]

 

[Shambles]

I used to have a dressing gown near identical to that, Ceres. True story. My furnishings have never been quite so bold though.

 

[Marmalade]

[edit] I think this needs to be used for an horror parody of Mean Streets, called Mean Sheeps ;p

last one is REALLY unpleasant. don't click if you don't like nasties

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[Ceres]

lol marmalade.

 

[Shambles]

Bwahahahahahahaha! Remember first seeing that jarfuck vid years ago when I first had access to a PC. Saw many a thing back then I kinda wished I hadn't... but am quite glad I did :D

Fukkin OWWWWWW!!!

8(

PS: It's cut short thankfully. Was genuinely surprised at how much blood and gunk was involved (probably cos I've never shattered a glass jar in my anus so is pretty much unknown territory for me) and the fella seems so ridiculously nonchalent about clearing it up afterwards.

 

[Marmalade]

 

[Marmalade]

Bwahahahahahahaha! Remember first seeing that jarfuck vid years ago when I first had access to a PC. Saw many a thing back then I kinda wished I hadn't... but am quite glad I did :D

Fukkin OWWWWWW!!!

8(

PS: It's cut short thankfully. Was genuinely surprised at how much blood and gunk was involved (probably cos I've never shattered a glass jar in my anus so is pretty much unknown territory for me) and the fella seems so ridiculously nonchalent about clearing it up afterwards.

Apparently he takes it out of his bum bit by bit? Not seen it, or if I have I've forgotten the rest. It's definitely wincing torture to watch as is tho. Sphincter muscles would've immediately retracted onto sharp, jagged glass edge ... oh fuck me ... I guess his calmness would've been a survival instinct thing? .. panic in that kind of situation and you're pretty much fucked.

 

[Bluebell]

Well manicured nails!

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[Marmalade]

and fairly perky boobs too ;p