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I agree with assphace.

Go. Have fun.

Watch for the sobriety checkpoints! It's Saturday night!!
 
You shouldn't have a hard time finding someone to go to a strip club with you... I would think you would have more than one volunteer.
 
good question pallli.

I'd like to read the answer to that one. I never know.
 
ugly said:
good question pallli.

I'd like to read the answer to that one. I never know.
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If I am trying to get into her pants, would I want to spend more or less?

I think I may have to take this one to 4chan. Except the only responses will probably be "hit her in the shitter."
 
hit her in the shitter? That's rich. Why are so many people so excited about anal? Is it that much better for the guy? Really?

When you find out how many dollar bills it takes, let us know.

I've always wondered. Like ok, tips are 15% or better. No one ever talks about how much to take to a strip club. I do know a friend who spend $500 in one night at a strip club.
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That seemed high to me.
 
ugly said:
hit her in the shitter? That's rich. Why are so many people so excited about anal? Is it that much better for the guy? Really?

When you find out how many dollar bills it takes, let us know.

I've always wondered. Like ok, tips are 15% or better. No one ever talks about how much to take to a strip club. I do know a friend who spend $500 in one night at a strip club.
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That seemed high to me.
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Probably because buttsecks is generally lulzy? I wouldn't say it's better than your standard intercourse though. Just...funnier somehow.

I'm waiting for more suggestions on the dollar thing. I think listing prices is okay if it has to do with strip clubs and not drugs.

$500 seems rather steep, but at the same time $5 seems like to little. I'd say the $30-$50 range sounds like a happy medium. I mean not just for one dancer, but spread across the entire night. Cuz you gotta figure that you're dropping other money on drinks too, and maybe some lines to bump in the bathroom. I wonder how 15% would work out at a strip club? Take the number of minutes you're in there and multiply by .15 and you have your dollar amount?
 
pallidamors said:
Probably because buttsecks is generally lulzy? I wouldn't say it's better than your standard intercourse though. Just...funnier somehow.
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anal is funnier and that's why its so popular... hmmm.
I'll have to ruminate about that.

I'm waiting for more suggestions on the dollar thing. I think listing prices is okay if it has to do with strip clubs and not drugs.
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I am waiting for more suggestions too.
Don't forget extra for a lap dance.
I don't actually know what that is, but I'm a female. I have only gone to a strip club a couple times and I was rolling, and the lights and the music were awesome. The strippers were ok too. Just ok.

I always get offered a lapdance but I aint going in no back area at a strip club. Next thing you know I'll be in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing or something. I thought a dancer rubbed a man til he cums. I don't want a dancer to rub me til I cum. I can do that for free myself. ;)
 
johanneschimpo said:
Seriously, its one hell of a cast. And I think we should all migrate over to N&SAS&DD Social.
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i hear you have to post in proper English in there. I mean, the King's English. As in,

"To-daye I chaunced to comme uponne a distillate of poppy, whereby I did pierce my vein and apply a poultice of said alchymical preparation to my sanguine vessels. Hilaritie didde resulte."

ugly said:
I am waiting for more suggestions too.
Don't forget extra for a lap dance.
I don't actually know what that is, but I'm a female. I have only gone to a strip club a couple times and I was rolling, and the lights and the music were awesome. The strippers were ok too. Just ok.

I always get offered a lapdance but I aint going in no back area at a strip club. Next thing you know I'll be in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing or something. I thought a dancer rubbed a man til he cums. I don't want a dancer to rub me til I cum. I can do that for free myself. ;)
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See, I would be worried about losing a kidney, but the joke would probably be on the person that got the kidney. I wish that organ donors could pick who they donated their organs to. I'd pick somebody I didn't like.
 
hey i'll be sexy without it ;)

maybe one day i'll mod elsewhere or come back to CD, but for now i'm just too damn busy with "real life"
 
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