purplefirefly
Bluelight Crew
fuck doctors
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fuck doctors
mine is a ball of coke and a razor on a mirror.
I'm glad I wasn't alone in thinking that was a bird. A cardinal to be exact.
plus, my furnace decided to give out. i'm freezing my ass off. it's 20 degrees outside and i'm wrapped in three blankets.
Good morning guise!!
What the fuck is going on today?![]()
welp, it bright and sunny today. only 13 degrees, but atleast its not snowing.
The cold ain't so bad. Just do some Jumping Jacks.
Y'all know what Mick Jagger does after performing his Jumping Jack Flash?
NSFW:...He puts his pants back on and takes Just a Shot o Whey
Well, well, well...
I happen to know a furnace man who WOULD help you out for free...but evidently somewhere down the line, you broke his heart by insulting a Mick Jagger joke he worked so hard to create.
Did you know the average furnace repair bill is roughly $300.00?
NBD...JS
wait, what, hold on. you guys are telling me RWOT's avatar ISN'T a bird?