While working in the local county attorney's office processing police reports I nodded off at my computer after taking 6 2 mg Xanax and a few 10 mg Norco and went face down on my keyboard in front of a state trooper. Needless to say I had to "resign" from my job and ended up with 5 felonies after they checked my list of prescriptions. Bad times then, but I can look back on it and laugh now. How a county attorney would ever hire such a profound druggie in the first place is hilarious.
I feel like most people would be smarter than that ^ Did it seem like they generally accepted that excuse? An opiate nod looks so much different than an extremely tired nod...and who gets that tired anyway ha.
I nodded out into the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving... I'm told my grandmother backed up from the table and gave the sign of the cross.