I think like a lots of long time users I've been nodding in so many inappropriate situations that I can't recall most of them ! I do love nodding tho', coming in and out of reality means you did enough to feel fuckin great !
Few of the happened while I was living with my now exGF, she wasn't using opiate but she knew about my habit, she loved a bit of coke or some mdma but I always defended her to use H or whatever would be on my hands. I used to chase dragon and snort some H after dinner, we would watch some movies and start fuckin together. At least 3 times I nodded while going down on her. She would wake me up a bit pissed, i would start again and nodd some more few minutes after !
Once we were having this big sex session, I had to go pee and thought that I could use a line or two to feel even better. So we kept going until she blew me. After a while I started nodding of course !
I used the classic : "It was so good that I closed my eyes" she looked at me and said "it's been 10 minutes that I hold your cock looking at you, idiot !" I was embarrassed but she was good with that and we would cuddle after, because anyways I couldn't do much more in such a state.
The worse nod and weird episode for me was while mixing codeine and dyphenhydramine for the first time.
I'm living in france, you get theses stuff OTC for a few euros (thanks god for that really !) So I was at my flat with couple of mates, one was using a bit of opiates and the other was a hardcore booze bag, I invited them over for dinner, we started to eat/drink, everything fine, laughing and talking. I was relaxed and decided to pop some Dyphenhydramine pills, I think 3.
It was a long time ago, I've read somewhere it could potentiate codeine but I didn't knew much more about it. I waited a bit and took around 250mg of codeine with some more dyphenhydramine.
Next thing is kinda black out nodding hard and talking to myself. I would feel like I was some other places talking to people, then waking up having my friends looking at me asking me what the fuck was going on with me. I explained to them what I took and what happened to me, to my surprise they were like sounds like fun, let's have a go !
So we ended up all weird talking to people that weren't with us, totaly dissociated, living in a fucked up dream full of nonsense !
The kinda of same episode also happened at work, It was around the same periode. I was getting better at dosing the diphen. but that time we were doing extra hour at the shop I was working in, the shop was closed so no risk of customer coming in. I decided to dose, even tho I though I've been carefully I ended up nodding hard on what I was doing, I had to write down some stuff to order. My boss found me head on the paper, he slamed a ruler on the desk and I wakeup all scared and confused. It was few long days in a row so he didn't say much except laughing his ass off at me and telling me to nap when the work is done ! I felt really bad but he didn"t seems to worry much so I was saved !
I did miss few times my buses or trains stops, I loving buzzing on opiate in transportation, I always did. It feels like flying to wonderland !
The worse was this one, I had to go score some H. I was living in the countryside and had to take a bus to get to the city. The trip was around 45/50 min to get there. I go to the dodgy place score some H, the prouct is quiet cheap even tho' it's usualy not the meanest dope. At this moment, it was few years back, I was IV'ing it once in a while. It was cold I had to wait 20min for the bus, the pharmacy was right being the bus stop and a Mc Donald 20m away, it didn't took long before I decided to shoot up, I have time and the ride back is long, better make the most of it. I go pick up the needles, go into the restaurants toilet to do my business.
I've been carefull not to load it too much, just in case, but really soon as the dope hit me I knew It was way stronger than the shit I usally get.
I was happy from that good buzz, left the restaurant just on time for the bus. I sat at the back laying on the free seats all relaxed, nodding pretty hard. It was late and it was the last bus, I realize it when the driver woke me up, I was at the place where they park the buses at night. It was an hour walk away from where I lived, in the countryside with no much light on the side of the road...
i asked the driver if could drop me somewhere closer to myplace but he going back the other way.
So I Nod-walk for a loooooong time in the dark back to my place and, it was cool ! I was fucked up and didn't care too much !
Keep the stories coming it's good to know everybody does stupid shit while under the influence !