NMI Adoption Program

[OpiateAnnie]

Is this like a kink thing? Cuz if it is I'm all in! Who wants to adopt this poor defensless n00b? Is it too late or are there takers?

 

[Slay]

^^im currently looking for some noobs to adoptp, i can adopt you if you want

 

[OpiateAnnie]

Oooh lala... yay an early Xmas gift. Ok you can adopt me, so what do I do now.... make you a sandwich?

 

[Bomboclat]

not too new but i wanna be adopted!

 

[jellybean14fun]

Oh yeah baby, I need to be adopted... please... I'm wise, I'm wicked & I'm funny.

 

[neMMMM]

i want to be cool as well, adopt me

 

[The Great Hambino]

someone adopt my ass. although if you plan on adopting me, know the relationship will be much like obi-wan/anakin. I eventually rule supreme!!

 

[Bomboclat]

Down to adopt if anyone is interested!
PM me if so

 

[The Great Hambino]

I said obi-wan. not the untrained luke skywalker thats unaware of the force still.

 

[silence-lost]

hey im friends with piniscool if you would add me u can talk to him first to find out

 

[fizzle]

Down to adopt if anyone is interested!
PM me if so

lol how can you adopt AND be adopted? Isnt that, I dont know, backwards somehow?

 

[Bomboclat]

lol how can you adopt AND be adopted? Isnt that, I dont know, backwards somehow?

so adopted children cant adopt?

ha!

someone shows you the ropes
and you pass that on!
cycle of lifeeee

although no ones dying here.

 

[fizzle]

lol well yes, they can adopt, but thats once they are grown and out on their own, in BL-land, being adopted means you arent out on your own yet :D

 

[little__red]

Hey I just joined today. Cute lil redhead just waiting for adoption!
Discovered this site and think it's friggin awesome! Would love to be adopted by a big brave Bluelighter

 

[onthenodintulsa]

Hey there-I need a new daddy-who wants to adopt a 24 yr old with tits and a wicked opiate habit from oklahoma but living in oregon till may. I don't have a pic on here but go to www.myspace.com/sapulpaerin and you can see me.

 

[JoFace]

Hmmm...
I joined a while ago but because I have an ignorant streak the width of the pacific ocean I've just been randomly posting.
But I've decided to get with the program already and hopefully join the fold of BLers.
Pros:
My wit of doom
Many scammed free coffee cards for the right lucky Big Bluelighter
Cons:
Im obnoxious
I need many toilet breaks

 

[Akhenaten]

Hmm, a mentor sounds like fun... so here goes.....

Pros:

Slightly Sane
likes cheese
Suffers from delusions of logic

Cons:

I own a very fluffy white cat and say 'No Meester bond." when its on my lap.

 

[kora kora]

im new. teach me!

lets see...a little bit about me? im a teenager. im a buddhist. im female.

 

[DeathKitty]

Hi, I'm DeathKitty. I'm a megalomaniac with genocidal tendencies. Please only adopt me if you want a complete leech. I will suck the life out of you and then cry all night needing you to talk me down off the roof. I'll puke in your shoes too. Don't think I wont sponge you for money either. Once you take me on, you can't ever leave. I may have separation anxiety too. I smoke heavy amounts of cannabis. If you're a weirdo who wants pics go and ask someone who wants to flash over the internet. All I want it to know how to light my pipe without burning my lips, and where the offensive people hang out.

 

[jav504]

wat up, found out about the forum from an old buddy, no idea what being adopted means exactly, but i've joined forums on the similar topic, some i even was dumb enough to pay a membership fee for, and nothing good ever came of it.
I'm 21 livin in LA. hugely into all sorts of pharma.