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I pretty much live on this site since I joined but haven't posted much. I'd like to be adopted to get to know more people and "learn the ropes"
 
I want to be adopted ^,^.''
As long as I get fed, watterd, and taken out atleast 3 times a day, lol.
and a chewy toy!, and umm some cat-nip,. haha :D
 
im a noob to bluelight. a very donw one is there anyone who would lie to adopt me. I LOVE DRUGS, alot

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Greetin's

I'm just a wee bit (30) miles north of Austin. I live very near an exclusive private university and would very much like to be adopted.

There's a LOT of info on this board. I confess, I've been lurking as a non-member for a long time just reading reading reading. Frankly, there's not much more I can do. My immobility makes walking more than 1/4 mile nearly impossible.

I wouldn't wish my pain on anyone. ANYONE. I've got two years worth of medical records, MRI's and doctor reports to support my condition, should a would-be adopter be suspicious. Hell, I would be. This place is way infested with porcine creatures.

Adopt me and I'll love you forever. Only one condition: my wife cannot know the true purpose of my new friendship. She's too innocent and I will NOT compromise that. I love her too much to do that.

Paniac512
 
I'm brand*spankin new! I'd like to be adopted and given the grand tour
<----- Wow, that makes me look like a liar... but i guess I DID join then, forgot my password, and just today went through all the back and forth to get a new one
 
I'm in the process of adopting B9 (he's a flighty one though as you would assume). 20 thousand+ posts here and he still needs to be adopted. 8)

Locking him down with lots of love. <3

I'm still looking for a 18-24 year old girl in ATL who likes to smoke DMT and trip on LSD. B9 I am sure will be on board with having you as a sibling if you fit the bill. :D
 
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