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Jabberwocky

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Hello noobs.


Basically how it'll work is any noob who wants a big brother to look after them will say so in this thread. If you're good looking (pics help =D ) then you'll get picked up by a frequent poster who will show you the ropes.

Now, if any of these hooligans who take you on start getting you to touch them in their special places and kiss their sore snake better until it spits with joy - you'll have to tell somebody.





<3
 
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PM me if you are 16 and under. Preferably female.

drS will look after you :D I'm a nice guy :D
 
I would love to adopt a noob. I will take you under my wing and teach you everything you could ever want to know. If I am not given a noob for adoption, I will take it upon myself to find one and make them be my adopted protege.
 
the more or less current list:

adopters

  • mariposa: I would like to adopt a bluelighter please.

    I was adopted as a n00b by Finder, and got a great friend with whom I will smoke the kindest cheeba when we are both old in rocking chairs. Though we don't see each other enough because of distance, no matter how much time passes and how much goes on in our respective lives, we'll always have a bongload ready for the other.

    I will pass the bong to whatever little lost greenie would like to receive it. Gender irrelevant, but please be over 21, of good moral character, not an IV drug user, and shower at least as often as Finder does.

  • larr_e: I'll adopt one. Will one be signed to me or do I have to whack one over the head and drag it home???

  • riconoen: I will adopt a noob and show him the ways of the postwhore.

  • genericmind: PM me. I'll totally help you guys out.

  • clubbinguido: Any noob that wishes to join up and have fun with the post whores and myself PM me. I will fill educate you on who is who, memes, inside jokes, the ways of this crazy forum, and ways to piss off other Bluelighters and laugh at them without getting banned. We are always looking for new friends to have fun with.

  • mz_thizzle: I want a noob!

  • rated_e: I want a noob. I don't however want to:

    * do anything
    * talk to them in anyway
    * acknowledge their existence in any way

    But they will be allowed to say that I am their mentor to brag to their fellow noobs and possibly also use this bragging right to get pussy on command.

  • zephyr: Id rather have a cute noob adoptee- knowing my luck and the amount of drugs that Ive taken in the last 10 years good old Rico could well be what any noob I give birth to would be like. Bring on menopause!

  • bromace: I would like to adopt a noob.

  • kytnism: count me in.

    my noob will be the AWESOMEST contributor EVAH.

    ...kytnism...

  • animal_cookie: i want a n00b. i am not too picky.

  • beatlebot: I would like to adopt a cambodian noob or maybe a black or asian noob that I can show off to everyone. If you would like to be my trophy noob please PM.

  • ladyinthesky: ill adopt a noob
    what the hell

    PM me

adoptees

  • d-phex: I would like to be adopted, if only to feel like I know someone, not so much to be coddled.

  • widel: ok...i give, i'm a n00b, i look kinda like my avatar but taller, and with more hair on the top of my head, less hair on my face and the rest of my body, two milk jugs instead of six, and like to think I walk upright (for the most part).

    I've posted in some discussions, but admittedly don't really know wtf is goin' on . I really find bl addictive, (pardon the entendre, and good for people like me who are shy, but operate like a well oiled machine with a keyboard in hand...sometimes). I don't want to unintentionally piss people off...any takers?

  • elmolax: I'm down. I will probably lost interest in the forums if I have no reason to come here. So having a big blue will be pretty swell

  • h.a. : I'll be adopted, sounds fun and like a good way to meet some people
    Preferably an adoption by someone who shares with Angelina Jolie not only the desire to adopt the disenfranchised but the sheer sex appeal (it's not incest if it's adoption, right?).
 
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So are you going to match us up with noobs when more come? Or is it a free-for-all?




Also, I was thinking that when new members start a thread to introduce themselves, you guys should give them a link to this thread. Their first gift. They will be so happy.
 
I'm down. I will probably lost interest in the forums if I have no reason to come here. So having a big blue will be pretty swell :D
 
I would like to adopt a cambodian noob or maybe a black or asian noob that I can show off to everyone. If you would like to be my trophy noob please PM.
 
Good afternoon, I'd <3 some OJ!, Do you want some Blue Label? I have some! ;) Still workin on the pics....f***! (Sorry can't figure out how to just get images to show up in the post..blahhgghh!@#%$% )
 

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see you right click that ^ image
then you "copy image location"
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then you right click and "paste" it
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