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I could use some guidance, and a loving smack to the face on occasion.
Although I technically still belong to Ike Turner until my contract is up, he dont have to know nothin'. He's no good anyhow.
I can sing, write verbose opinions on obscure drug information, I have a 10 + Charisma score (when wearing pants), and I love Bluelight.

Soo.....
 
ok so what do I do now (thank you mz thizzle!)
do I have to kill someone or something to prove my loyalty?
 
Newbie wanting help....

Can/would you consider helping an intelligent, 20 yr, drug addict, now on Suboxone (by choice), and help me to keep on learnng?????

Ok, the mods and members have been talking and have decided it would be a good idea for you new guys to be 'adopted' by a frequent poster to give you a better feel of how the site works, specifically The Lounge. The Lounge is where all the random discussion takes place which doesn't really fit in anywhere else and it's more of an easy going forum which can mean it's a bit more frightening for the new guys ;)

will say so in this thread. If you're good looking (pics help =D ) then you'llBasically how it'll work is any noob who wants a big brother to look after them get picked up by a frequent poster who will show you the ropes. The emphasis is on The Lounge but obviously if you've anything to ask about other sections of the site I'm sure they'll help (as will the NMI mods)

Now, if any of these hooligans who take you on start getting you to touch them in their special places and kiss their sore snake better until it spits with joy - you'll have to tell somebody.

A thread on this already exists in The Lounge and can be found here.

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Old school, wanting new school help??

I'm a 30 yr. heroin user/abuser, yet, it must have been over5 yrs. since I've
chosen to use or buy of find heroin. Stayed on methadone for a good 10 yrs.,
then did some "time", and got on Zoloft, Klonipins, and Clonidine. (No narcotics
in the state of Oregon, in jail or prison!!!!) (need to file a lawsuit there!!)
Sooo, I survived. Got out, and chose to get on Suboxone, because the every
friggin' day trip to the clinic, was just getting tooo old! Now, I have a reg. Dr.
who sees me every 2 mos., and all I need to do is pay the fees. (It's different
where ever you are...$150 mo. here, for 30 8mg. Suboxone).
I've noticed however, that now he'd like to see some written (signed) "A.A.",
or N.A. Meeting papers, for once a week. No biggie.
Anyone else have any other "requirements" as they get their prescriptions??

Thanks to all, Fondly, Christopher
 
ATF said:
ok so what do I do now (thank you mz thizzle!)
do I have to kill someone or something to prove my loyalty?
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Hmm... I hadn't thought of that, but now that you mention it, thats not a bad idea... I'll have to get back to you with the details and who we want to have exterminated.
 
I'm the 20yr experienced junkie...

formanchristopher said:
Can/would you consider helping an intelligent, 20 yr, drug addict, now on Suboxone (by choice), and help me to keep on learnng?????

Ok, the mods and members have been talking and have decided it would be a good idea for you new guys to be 'adopted' by a frequent poster to give you a better feel of how the site works, specifically The Lounge. The Lounge is where all the random discussion takes place which doesn't really fit in anywhere else and it's more of an easy going forum which can mean it's a bit more frightening for the new guys ;)

will say so in this thread. If you're good looking (pics help =D ) then you'llBasically how it'll work is any noob who wants a big brother to look after them get picked up by a frequent poster who will show you the ropes. The emphasis is on The Lounge but obviously if you've anything to ask about other sections of the site I'm sure they'll help (as will the NMI mods)

Now, if any of these hooligans who take you on start getting you to touch them in their special places and kiss their sore snake better until it spits with joy - you'll have to tell somebody.

A thread on this already exists in The Lounge and can be found here.

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Thanks. Went to The Lounge, and maybe I'll find some friends(?). As for a photo? It's on its way...however, I'd really rather be helped for my words/
addiction/drug fetishes, rather than "what" I look like. Looks are something
I've been blessed with, and I don't want to be liked for that, anymore. I'm here
looking for help, not a date, but it happens every (f-------) time. Oh well, maybe
this time it can/or will be different, huh?

Thanks, Christopher
 
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formanchristopher - I think they were joking when they were talking about the photo ~ give it a day or two and someone will check in here and start helping you out
 
Hey formanchristopher, I edited your phone number out. For your safety more than anything. There are a lot of creeps on this site ;)

Now, I really need to get a complete and up to date list of adopters and adoptee's.

I may have to wait until I get back from my little holiday.
 
Deathrow558 said:
Hey formanchristopher, I edited your phone number out. For your safety more than anything. There are a lot of creeps on this site ;)

Now, I really need to get a complete and up to date list of adopters and adoptee's.

I may have to wait until I get back from my little holiday.
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Oh master DR? What holiday? We get holidays? You taking your "child" with you?

LOL.
 
Sorry StayinAwake but I'm away to Greece for a week in about 8 hours so you're getting left in the house for a week to fend for yourself. I'll leave some cash for food etc. If I come back to find you've blown the money on a massive party and have wrecked my house in the process then I'll put you up for adoption. For the second time!
 
formanchristopher said:
Thanks. Went to The Lounge, and maybe I'll find some friends(?). As for a photo? It's on its way...however, I'd really rather be helped for my words/
addiction/drug fetishes, rather than "what" I look like. Looks are something
I've been blessed with, and I don't want to be liked for that, anymore. I'm here
looking for help, not a date, but it happens every (f-------) time. Oh well, maybe
this time it can/or will be different, huh?

Thanks, Christopher
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So are you 20, or 30? because in one post you said 20 and another post you said 30. Not that it matters, I'm just curious.
 
I don't know...

Been waitin' 30 years for somebody to adopt me. Seems nobody wants to adopt a 200-pound male three decades old....

Actually, the whole idea seems just a bit creepy to me. I mean, c'mon! I'd probably get an adopter younger than myself, and the whole parent/guardian thing just doesn't sit well with me. Unless, of course, I'm adopted by a hot, nymphomaniac female who happens to live close by... In that case I'd like to be adopted, please =D
 
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