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Hi I am new and need to be adopted. Anyone who has a lot of patience b/c I am ADHD & dyslexic! My thoughts are usually scattered and I dont write that well. I am friendly and very interested in this site. Thanks
 
Newbie 19 y/o male from the OC (I love invoking that...too much, I think). I'm horribly newbish when it comes to drugs, as I [regrettably] didn't start using anything until very recently. I occasionally smoke weed, and the first time I rolled was this past July 4th (my birthday).

Some stuffz:
-I'm a hobby cyclist. Yes. One of those douche bags. But I don't rock the spandex. The highest number of consecutive miles I've done so far is 80.
-I plan on becoming an author. My profile has a link to my blog page if you'd like to read some. My pet-novel project is called "Of Red and Then."
-There is a video of me being caressed by my friend from when I rolled. It's hilarious. I'll have to upload it to Youtube sometime.
-I tan naked in my backyard. Classy, I know.
-I'm pretty gay.
-No, like, really gay :\

I don't like listing things about myself! It's awkward :X





Post-scriptum:
Woody Harrelson Sativa ftw; David Bowie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D67kmFzSh_o
 
My adoptive daughtber, Andie, has no internet right now... i need to call her ::sniff::

And my adoptive daddy, Unknown, is ignoring my PMs, I feel so alone and unloved... I think I need to get ahold of Ocean and n3oph7te and Charlie...
 
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Taryth... I like to tan naked in my backyard too! I think you're awesome! I could still use an adoptive son!
 
So I must admit, I'm pretty new to the bluelight thing, anyone mind picking me up and offering me some guidance and meaning?
 
pick me?

I think i need to be adopted! I'm new and would like to make more friends then enemies on here. So out of the kindness of your heart...fucking adopt me.
 
:! i would like to adopt this opiate withdrawl shits smiley . and also the :X opiate constipation smiley. as well as the :\ this post is lame but i have a warm fuzzy buzz right now so i'll read it, smiley. hmm and maybe perhaps the 8o surprise buttsex smiley.
 
ummmmmm

i'd prefer some1 really knowledgable to b ma adopter
i know fairly well being a 22 yr undergrad

and consider my country setting too...
ppl are optimist :P
 
am lost

I have viewed bl many time with good friend. I recently moved to bfe, florida and am looking for some interaction with like minded people. Please send me a line, am suffocating in FL heat and red necks! Am avid reader, love music and am experienced with a lot of the discussions herein. Take me under your wing! Thanks.
 
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