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Aye .. ' BabylonBaconBill50'


Note use of 'aye' to precede typically dour police humour. A bonnie lad from Windsor? Add avatar of slinky beatch who looks like she'd do it for a bit of your Class As, light blue lamp and withdraw. Await police swoops.

Mind you, if that's really her photo, you might chance the collar were a slice on offer. Take me, officer!
 
Fear not, Yellowpolkadoehalo. And as for the gear, if that's your photo, yeah yeah, hurry on over before it all goes.

Millhouse Farted is the only real drug user on this forum. The rest of us are all operatives of government agencies or viagra peddlers. The site just a 'Man who was Thursday' for the psychedelic era.
 
I wonder if this cop had already told his superiors that he would have "new customers for us soon sarge!"
 
Yep Ive got it all covered..Ive told the Guv that we will be getting lots of customers
coming in. He's getting a couple of temps in to help out in the souvenir shop and
'Ye Olde Cop Shoppe Cafe'

Police brutality prices are: Headbuts £5, Black eyes £3 a pair or 1 for £2, broken limbs £10.50
each.

OAPs and low income 1/2 price.

Scrooloose is getting a kick in the shin for free.
 
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My main thread sticks annoyingly out of the waistband of my favourite pair of jeans. Little fucker.

Hope you don't mean 'the piss thread'. Please, not the piss thread...
 
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