You think we're cool cuz we brought the world to its knees, but we're not.
We wear long socks in summer. We wear socks with sandals.
Ve vill speak to you in ferry horrible Englisch.
We read our children beautiful stories like Struwwelpeter, or actual Grimm tales, in order to start PTSD as early as possible.
We suck. The sooner you accept that, the better.
And our music is horrible, well xept maybe Rammstein.