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Neighbor from Hell!!!

People like that can make your life unnecessarily miserable. Two friends of mine and I lived in an apartment underneath a couple who was like that. After finding out that the three of us used various drugs, went out of their way to call cops for any and every complaint they had about us (and in the suburb we were living, the cops have nothing better to do than to fuck with people over absolutely nothing), leaving nasty notes posted to our front door, locking us out, etc. Needless to say, getting out of that apartment was one of the best feelings ever.
 
When I lived at my 1st house with my parents someone got shot in the face and died behind my house, a car came flying through our fence because they were drunk, and then our immediate neighbors next door to us were always screaming at each other and calling the cops.

At our place before my current one, the kid next door to us was about 18 and got arrested for armed robbery and somehow got placed on ONLY house arrest. Kid is a complete psycho. I knew I was supposed to be getting a tuition refund from my school because of a scholarship I had received. I verified with my school that the refund was sent, blah blah blah. I figured I would check with my neighbor to see if maybe they had got it delivered to their house by accident, and sure enough they did! The kid opens the door and I ask if he may have it and he hesitates, just stares at me, then goes to get it and slams the door in my face. It was also opened. No idea why he was so angry, but seeing that he opened my mail made me pissed!!! I should've called the cops on him. We would also always hear his father screaming at him because he was such an idiot.

Currently where I am it hasn't been too bad. The people across the street are just fucking annoying. They are constantly leaf blowing. These past 2 weeks in a row I've been woken up at 7 AM on a Saturday AND Sunday morning because that's when they like to leaf blow.. They even do it in the rain and/or when the leaves are wet!
 
Currently where I am it hasn't been too bad. The people across the street are just fucking annoying. They are constantly leaf blowing. These past 2 weeks in a row I've been woken up at 7 AM on a Saturday AND Sunday morning because that's when they like to leaf blow.. They even do it in the rain and/or when the leaves are wet!

There's some anal retentive idiot that lives across the street from me currently who literally vacuums his lawn. I kid you not.
 
Dear God.

People like that bring out the immature eye for an eye behavior in me and make me want to dump piles of leaves all over their lawn.
 
I've never had that bad of neighbors, but there was a guy in the complex across the street from ours who was apparently an exhibitionist. We saw him having sex, doing naked handstands or just walking around his apartment naked with the blinds open multiple times. My roommates and I thought it was hilarious but what if someone who didn't approve happened to see him?
 
Well, in prison I have a few hundred neighbours from hell but in the real world thankfully I have been lucky. If I did have a terrible neighbour I think I would just call up some old friends and have them pay them a visit.
 
Right now all I got is a (actually very nice) woman living next door to me, but her boyfriend and his friends are incredibly loud at all hours of the night. I'm usually cool with that, but then her teenage son tries peeking in at my window and has his loud, obnoxious friends over all night. Plus, once, when I was sick with bronchitis and trying to sleep the kids were being loud and I couldn't stand it any more. So I yell over to the next room, "Can you hear that? That little fucker keeps me awake all the time!" Then they quiet down, go inside, and I'm thinking, "Wow, I'm an asshole." But a few minutes later, BOOM! A homemade firework/bomb goes off right next to my window. I call the cops, then run outside ready to bust some heads in, and half the street's out talking about it (and how they, also, called the cops). Well, the little pricks just hid inside the house and didn't answer, so the cops just left. Bullshit.

Up until recently, I had a guy living behind me who was a grade-A fucking scumbag. I mean, literally, had absolutely zero redeeming qualities. I'm usually pretty nice and understanding, but this guy.. I had to put up with him for a good 7 years. Abuses and neglects his kids (they're dumber than rocks because he never pays attention to them, other than neglect there's nothing wrong with them, it's incredibly sad because that's going to hurt them for life), begs the whole neighborhood for food/money and spends it all on beer, steals in general, beats his wife and mistresses, has been trying to have sex with me since I was 14 (he's in his 40s), tried to convince me my boyfriend was cheating on me and then tried to hit on me, when that didn't work he tried to tell my boyfriend the same thing.. I could go on forever, but I think the only thing that needs to be said to sum him up is this. My daughter Sophia and I picked up an infection in the hospital when I had her. I was sick with a 102-104 fever for two months straight. Sophia, on the other hand, suffered multiple organ failure and died after two months of life on dialysis machines, drugged up, tubes sticking out of every orifice, etc.. He said something offensive once while I was taking a walk, and it eventually escalated in to a shouting match. He insulted my living children, and I said, "I love my kids, unlike you. If it weren't for the neighbors feeding your kids for you, you'd have lost them a long time ago." Or something to that effect. He spent the next five minutes or so laughing, saying, "Yeah, well, at least my kids aren't dead! Was it fun when you pulled the plug on her? You killed your baby!" So, yeah. That kind of guy.

He was kicked out of his (very nice, church-going) boyfriend's apartment recently, had his children taken away, and I saw the cops over there several times. So he got what he deserved. :)
 
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