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Neighbor from Hell!!!

i've had neighbors complain to the cops for me rapping too loud at night and for smoking weed. i also had a neighbor who was paranoid as fuck and kept accusing me of going in her apartment and stealing her clothes, makeup, and food. one time she was like "i know you came in my room last night while i was asleep and took my watch off my wrist, give it back!" i'm a heterosexual non-crossdressing male so these accusations made no sense and annoyed the shit out of me, thankfully no one believed her due to her "crying wolf" with accusations like this against all the neighbors. another dude i sold him weed once and from there on was always on my nuts knocking on my door all the time, i ended up telling him i was under police surveillance/being investigated for drugs so he would fuck off.
 
Got more than one unpleasant flatmate/roommmate.

When I was living on a campus abroad I had a younger roommate for 3-4 months. The guy moved in and brought his old pc, which was noisy as a wind turbine and turned on 18 hours a day. The second day he plugged to the pc some loudspeakers from the early 90s and asked me 'do you mind if I watch a film?'.
I said 'no', and won three months of films/series/whatever. In russian. With lots of shootings.

Also, in that period there was a kitten living around the building. I like cats (and did actually feed and care for t), and my roommate also liked it. So the cat was coming into our room, sometimes... One day I got back in the room and see this, running, with the kitten examinating the cables...

NSFW:

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The cat did not get electrocuted, at least - she was cute enough:P
(yes, what you're looking at really is a tabletop fan cooling the PSU of a pc...)
 
I am very, VERY grateful that my neighbors arent as bad as yours tricomb (or half the other people lol XP)
I wouldnt be able to handle it and id snap.
I live in a rather ghetto place (with 3 people living in our "townhouse" our rent is litterally $34 a month and we dont have to pay utilites. granted theirs only 2 lights in the whole house and there both in the basement area and not even any internet).
So i am very very both surprised and hella (lol) thankful that i dont seeing as it pretty much SHOULD be full of shitty neighbors.
The worst thats ever gone on (and it wasnt even my neighbor neighbors) is thereve been several break ins and ive had to pull guns on teenagers who were trying to bust in our windows etc.
and even then thats just because we have my newborn son living with us.
So not really NEIGHBOR "troubles" but troubles none the less. lmao :p (the only issue w/ our actual neighbor(s) is their dog(s) shit on our back steps but we dont use um anyway so i digress lol)
 
If he keyed your car and left threatening notes you should call the cops on him. Also if you know he's A) doing those things and B) really beating his wife then I'd actually bring that up and tell him if he doesn't knock it the fuck off you will call the police yourself because he is the real problem here. Can't believe the guy is so obsessive and causing problems because you happen to smoke weed OH GOD NO! Lol especially since it's legal dude needs to fuck himself. Sounds like the kind of guy who would beat his wife. He'd probably beat his kids too if he had any. That guy needs a good ass beating himself, I fucking hate people like that. He probably flips shit at people who go like 4mph over the speed limit on his street too 8)
 
In the states you can, it's very unlikely, get untroubled if you don't report certain things like child abuse, elderly abuse and maybe domestic abuse if the people are geriatric. I have had to report patient abuse, let's just say he "beat" her for peeing on the floor. This I witnessed first had. I had to ask him to step away and notice my admin.

My neighbor from hell lives next door. Has been for 10 years. He has cussed at the neighborhood children, chased them with a machete, threatened my family, my husband got up in his face and then he stopped.

I think they also threw grass killer on our grass. They park in front of our house so we can not get our mail and leave their drive way open as well as in front of there house. He has done other stuff but I really can not remember.

I really don't like them. I'm glad he is gone over seas 9 months of the year. His wife is quiet. I never see their 2 children.
 
tricomb said:
Do any of you guys have neighbors from hell?

I've had a few neighbors that went above and beyond and WELL out of their means to try and make life hell for myself and my roommates, just because we were all legal cannabis patients...

I'm a chronic pain patient FFS, yet this guy and explained to him the legality of my cannabis card:

-keyed our cars
-threatened the police on the daily*
-made up incredulous lies to our landlord, saying we were "doing drugs" (who was on our side, and could not do anything since A) we were legal, and B) were VERY considerate about our usage)
-would throw temper tantrums and would jump as hard as he could on the floor and throw furniture around, and blast his bullshit music at all hours of the night to try and get us to leave (he was our upstairs neighbor, so the sound carries MUCH more from above to below).
-attempted to gain entry to our private property
-left threatening notes
-claimed to be a reformed IV cocaine/heroin addict, yet was NOT 420 friendly AT ALL.
-used MANY emotional and physical, and mostly psychological intimidation techniques.


*Which was extremely ironic since we could tell he was beating his wife.... she had tons of signs of abuse and we could hear her screaming when he'd rampage, (yes I called the cops many times)

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I will revisit this later, but how many of you guys have had problems with neighbors from hell?
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Wow a neighbor like that wouldn't last a fucking week here where i live before someone would put the bastard in the hospital. Everyone here kinda minds their own business and Cannabis is pretty accepted here even among those who have never smoked it. You will hit the occasional old cunt of a battle axe that will be looking out the window at everyone to see if there's too much traffic going to and from your place or if your partying but not often. Also in my experience the cops often ignore these types after the first few phone calls anyway unless your doing some really dumb shit like say doing donuts on your lawn in your car at 4am while loaded.

You must have some fucking patience because i would have gone apeshit on your neighbor. Imagine a fucking scumbag wife beater having the nerve to bitch about someone smoking some ganja! Some fucking people man i tell ya :!
 
I had a neighbor with a couple of inbred pitbulls. I have a pitbull and also a black lab puppy at the time. We lived in a cul-de-sac and they wouldn't secure their dogs, which would terrorize the neighbors constantly. One of them was the craziest damn dog I've ever seen. For example, the neighbor to my right was having a tupperware party with the windows open and the dog started ramming and biting the window screens trying to attack her guests. Another neighbor was working in his garage when the inbred mutt came at him, and he had to throw big rocks to scare it off. My experience with Kujo began when he started digging under my side fence to get at my dogs. I only caught it bc the dog's inbred owner's children were on my property calling to my dogs and laughing while their dog was snarling and digging. I called the police and went outside with a golf club and scared them all off. Then, the next week, I came home from work to find my side gate opened (I had it secured with a zip-tie thru the latch), and my dogs were missing. I heard a commotion at the end of the cul-de-sac and saw their dog attacking my pitbul. After beating their dog off with a huge steel pipe and grabbing my dog, I took mine to the vet and spent $200 suturing his wounds. I came home and called the neighbors outside and had quite the standoff with the toothless bastard that raised such a shitty animal, ending with me making some threats I'll leave to your imagination. I called the cops again and made a formal complaint. The told the neighbors to secure the dog. The final straw came a month later. I came home with my 8 month old and, halfway to my door, saw the dog in the street staring at me. I slowly went thru my rocks and the dog bolted for me. I fumbled for my keys and barely got my security door (metal screen) open when it reached us. I slammed the door but my keys jammed in the opening. It wouldn't shut all the way bc the keys and the dog was literally bending the metal out while I was holding the knob to keep it closed. I was screaming and someone chased the dog off. I called the cops and had to pay a bond to have the dog held, awaiting an actual trial. The judge sided with me and had the dog put down. The neighbors threatened to kill my animals, and despite keeping them indoors, they did end up getting severely ill when I had to leave them outside while I was out of town. The fiasco finally ended when the shitbag went back to prison and the wife and offspring were forced to move.

~sorry for the novel but details matter :) ~
 
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*samsonite* said:
I had a neighbor with a couple of inbred pitbulls. I have a pitbull and also a black lab puppy at the time. We lived in a cul-de-sac and they wouldn't secure their dogs, which would terrorize the neighbors constantly. One of them was the craziest damn dog I've ever seen. For example, the neighbor to my right was having a tupperware party with the windows open and the dog started ramming and biting the window screens trying to attack her guests. Another neighbor was working in his garage when the inbred mutt came at him, and he had to throw big rocks to scare it off. My experience with Kujo began when he started digging under my side fence to get at my dogs. I only caught it bc the dog's inbred owner's children were on my property calling to my dogs and laughing while their dog was snarling and digging. I called the police and went outside with a golf club and scared them all off. Then, the next week, I came home from work to find my side gate opened (I had it secured with a zip-tie thru the latch), and my dogs were missing. I heard a commotion at the end of the cul-de-sac and saw their dog attacking my pitbul. After beating their dog off with a huge steel pipe and grabbing my dog, I took mine to the vet and spent $200 suturing his wounds. I came home and called the neighbors outside and had quite the standoff with the toothless bastard that raised such a shitty animal, ending with me making some threats I'll leave to your imagination. I called the cops again and made a formal complaint. The told the neighbors to secure the dog. The final straw came a month later. I came home with my 8 month old and, halfway to my door, saw the dog in the street staring at me. I slowly went thru my rocks and the dog bolted for me. I fumbled for my keys and barely got my security door (metal screen) open when it reached us. I slammed the door but my keys jammed in the opening. It wouldn't shut all the way bc the keys and the dog was literally bending the metal out while I was holding the knob to keep it closed. I was screaming and someone chased the dog off. I called the cops and had to pay a bond to have the dog held, awaiting an actual trial. The judge sided with me and had the dog put down. The neighbors threatened to kill my animals, and despite keeping them indoors, they did end up getting severely ill when I had to leave them outside while I was out of town. The fiasco finally ended when the shitbag went back to prison and the wife and offspring were forced to move.

~sorry for the novel but details matter :) ~
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Holy fuck, that's horrible. I'm glad you don't have to live next to them anymore.
 
I had a mentally disabled person living next door to me, she was well scary! she used to throw stones at my back window as well as shout at me through them ( I lived in a bottom floor flat) she used to try and kick my door through and shouting threats at me. Then she just got weird and started shouting numbers all night.

Strange
 
Man, in the apartment complex I live in, it's nothing BUT neighbors from hell...

Example:

The neighbor to the right of me, is such a piece of shit. He beats his wife and shit, and is ALWAYS screaming at his kids. Calling them "stupid motherfuckers" & "fucking useless idiots." And the oldest of these kids is like, 13. He's always got the cops over here, and shit is just a fucking joke. We almost got into it one night when I was outside smoking. He picked up a chair like he was gonna do something, then went and called the cops. Pussy.

& as for everyone else? They're always fighting each other over some stupid petty shit. Cops are at my complex at LEAST four times a week.
 
I once had 2 big huge man lesbians living in the townhouse next to us. They were the nastiest people I have ever met. Anyway we would try to just keep to ourselves but they would always be calling the landlord or the police for the stupidest stuff...TV too loud at 10pm....or they saw someone "suspicious" enter our townhouse even though they knocked and we let them in...or we have too many guests over and taking too many parking spots.

From what I could gather they were used to having no neighbors and didn't like the fact that we moved in so they tried to make our lives miserable so we would move someplace else.

After a few months they got evicted...we threw a huge party to celebrate.
 
Did you ever hear the story about the neighbour that was so sick of his neighbour's dogs barking that he took his shotgun and went to the neighbour's house only to be stopped in time by the police?

Well it goes like this policeman......."John you don't want to do anything to injure those animals, give me the shotgun,Jesus man you are going to get into a helluva a lot of trouble for this"
John......"who said I was here for the dogs?"
;)
Lol
Love that one!
 
This thread is relevant to me. Where do I start haha.

Earlier I used to move around alot. In the first place I moved to, the landlords were really fucking annoying (spoke with a really weird accent, couldn't understand them most of the time). It was a family, but the weirdest and most annoying was the granny. An old hag that liked to know what you were doing. All the time. She would peek through my windows, barge in uninvited to scout my house, complain to my parents about me being loud (I was really quiet and tame at that age).

The second place, was pretty okay except for the landlord's SPAWN that parked his motorcycle beneath my window and would "demonstrate it's performance and power" to his douchebag friends. Really loud, couldn't nap. This went on for a good month before I threatened to bash his face in. His grandfather stopped me. He still notices me in public transit sometimes, always looks the other way.

And the worst was this one guy from croatia who would get really drunk all the time, and try to be friends with me and my parents. Went on and on about his homeland, heritage, repeated himself all the time. Really annoying, couldn't listen to him at all, something about his voice and accent, and being drunk ALL time. My parents were too nice and couldn't tell him not to come anymore.

My neighbors now are really nice though, they mind their own business, really friendly etc. I even threw a party a few times, did drugs, played loud music and they actually said they didn't hear a thing. Go figure.
 
last year, my neighbor called the cops on my 6th grade birthday party, what a dick.
 
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