It has to be smart enough to watch your every move.
Eventually it will be smart enough to provide you the convenience of calling the cops on you every time that you buy drugs so you don't have to call them yourself, because all citizens want to follow all the rules all the time right? That's what google is here for, to help make your life more convenient with all of their invasive i mean great technology hiding around every corner and in every wristwatch and toilet seat. They're so considerate and great.
On a more serious note though, it does have to be smart enough to tell time for you too. You know how hard it is to tell time and whatnot with all of those hands and numbers and shit. It will be able to e-mail it to your telephone automatically so you can ask it what time it is by voice command in a text message without having to be inconvenienced to look down at your wrist. Duh, who would ever want to work that hard when you can just let google do it for you? Shit man you sound really stupid, how are you possibly going to brag about how modern and streamline your life is with a stupid old dinosaur of a non-smart-watch around your wrist? That's so ancient, totally 2009. Get with the times, be cool and sell your soul to google. And go gay or pansexual or whatever they call it now while you're at it too. It's totally not hip to be heterosexual anymore.
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