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NASADD Social v. Might as well get a hand job if she wants you to wear a comdom.

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I read that last paragraph quick. It definitely started with you getting offered a rim job the first time I read it.

I don't know man, it depends. You're obviously giving some thought to it so she must mean something to you. Is bringing her with you an option?
 
Its an option if she gets offered a job too. We both applied but her after I. I have a good friend thats done this about 4 years and every summer he leaves a national park with about 8g in his pockets and a full summer of beautiful nature and worldwide connections/friends. But getting in trouble there would be a federal crime so i'd haveta t tone it down.

But right now its my number #1 option because east Texas really blows. There's nothing to do other than drugs and i gotta do something other than that for the rest of my fucking life geeze
 
i pretty much told her im doin it allready and i dont expect her to wait lol. I dunno what my problem is i make girls fall in love knowing that my personality won't allow me to stay in one place longer than a year at most. Ive been in 5 states since 2008 its crazy. And thats even if im not doing anything wrong to need to move like now. Im just working hanging out with my girl and chillin but im losing my mind just being stuck here. East Texas doesn't have much natural beauty other than women.
 
Sounds like you gotta take the job breh.

Also speaking of rim jobs, girlfriends, and regular jobs.. My ex left me for a job offer across the country a while ago, I don't blame her for taking the job but I definitely miss eating her ass. She got the rim job treatment from me like 5 times a week, does that make me a weirdo?
 
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I feel all of what yall are sayin thats why i came to my friendly drug board but its hard as fuck to leave this
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But im only young once and i want to keep traveling and were keeping our fingers crossed they offer her a job too. I mean shit they offered me one with a felony on my background and the most retarded work history ever haha.
 
^ but with her there doesn't that make it hard to bang other women? Come on man some of us live vicariously through others here.
 
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How smart does a watch need to be? What the fuck?

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It has to be smart enough to watch your every move.

Eventually it will be smart enough to provide you the convenience of calling the cops on you every time that you buy drugs so you don't have to call them yourself, because all citizens want to follow all the rules all the time right? That's what google is here for, to help make your life more convenient with all of their invasive i mean great technology hiding around every corner and in every wristwatch and toilet seat. They're so considerate and great.



On a more serious note though, it does have to be smart enough to tell time for you too. You know how hard it is to tell time and whatnot with all of those hands and numbers and shit. It will be able to e-mail it to your telephone automatically so you can ask it what time it is by voice command in a text message without having to be inconvenienced to look down at your wrist. Duh, who would ever want to work that hard when you can just let google do it for you? Shit man you sound really stupid, how are you possibly going to brag about how modern and streamline your life is with a stupid old dinosaur of a non-smart-watch around your wrist? That's so ancient, totally 2009. Get with the times, be cool and sell your soul to google. And go gay or pansexual or whatever they call it now while you're at it too. It's totally not hip to be heterosexual anymore.


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Also dub, you should totally go for the job. That sucks having to leave that pretty little thing behind, but surely a man like yourself can find more wherever you go. I have a couple of friends that go work at the grand canyon every year, one actually permenantly stayed out there last time she went out 2 or 3 years ago and the other is thinking of moving back there for good as well. He loved it out there and tells me it's great working in the park too. I could imagine it'd be a pretty sweet gig.

I can also appreciate not wanting to stay put. I would have been the exact same way if a few bad events and a monster case of anxiety didn't leave me basically crippled and clutching to whatever shred of the life I once had here before it all changed. I still like the thought of switching it up but have been unable to go anywhere for a few years. I am ditching nearly everything and starting over in the white mountains of New Hampshire pretty soon but I'm taking the girl and cars with me. I'm almost there with you but not as I wish I was. If you are still able to do it then definitely go for it, you only get to be young and free once.
 
RecklessWOT said:
It has to be smart enough to watch your every move.

Eventually it will be smart enough to provide you the convenience of calling the cops on you every time that you buy drugs so you don't have to call them yourself, because all citizens want to follow all the rules all the time right? That's what google is here for, to help make your life more convenient with all of their invasive i mean great technology hiding around every corner and in every wristwatch and toilet seat. They're so considerate and great.



On a more serious note though, it does have to be smart enough to tell time for you too. You know how hard it is to tell time and whatnot with all of those hands and numbers and shit. It will be able to e-mail it to your telephone automatically so you can ask it what time it is by voice command in a text message without having to be inconvenienced to look down at your wrist. Duh, who would ever want to work that hard when you can just let google do it for you? Shit man you sound really stupid, how are you possibly going to brag about how modern and streamline your life is with a stupid old dinosaur of a non-smart-watch around your wrist? That's so ancient, totally 2009. Get with the times, be cool and sell your soul to google. And go gay or pansexual or whatever they call it now while you're at it too. It's totally not hip to be heterosexual anymore.


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Hey man I'm up on the times I'm rocking a myspace page now. I plan on hauling in a lot of pussy with it too. How dare you suggest I'm not hip and living in the dark ages. And being gay is the new black.
 
RecklessWOT said:
Also dub, you should totally go for the job. That sucks having to leave that pretty little thing behind, but surely a man like yourself can find more wherever you go. I have a couple of friends that go work at the grand canyon every year, one actually permenantly stayed out there last time she went out 2 or 3 years ago and the other is thinking of moving back there for good as well. He loved it out there and tells me it's great working in the park too. I could imagine it'd be a pretty sweet gig.

I can also appreciate not wanting to stay put. I would have been the exact same way if a few bad events and a monster case of anxiety didn't leave me basically crippled and clutching to whatever shred of the life I once had here before it all changed. I still like the thought of switching it up but have been unable to go anywhere for a few years. I am ditching nearly everything and starting over in the white mountains of New Hampshire pretty soon but I'm taking the girl and cars with me. I'm almost there with you but not as I wish I was. If you are still able to do it then definitely go for it, you only get to be young and free once.
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Well man tonight has convinced me to move on. So im at my cousins smoking blunts just hanging out with family and his kids and girl and some homeboys. And the door gets kicked in and 5 hooded dudes with AR-15's run in everyone on the ground all that good shit. Pockets emptied lost 500+ in cash cousin got took for about 4lbs of kush and some girl. And i end up being the only one that gets get a butt of the AR to the face. Ive got a broken nose cut top and bottom lip but a solid right fucking cross on that little punk of a bitch before he hit me again. Man fuck these kids these days wanting to rob people with guns. Bitch fight me hand to hand i may be on the small side but i bet i hit you with 5 straights before you can throw one punch on me. So me and the girl talked to my pops tonight up in montana and were gonna go up there for the summer and work as field guides up there as i allready have connections up there. Fuck these pussy wanna be gangsters.
 
im so fucking livid right now but im just lettin it go and ill let my cousin and his gangster friends deal with it im outty 5000 on this hell hole of a place.
 
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