NASADD Social: Memphis was Fucked by a Tranny Midget

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Bob Rivers-I am Santa Claus

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I am Santa Claus
Ho ho ho ho ho
Flying Through the snow
Can you hear him ho ho ho
He's so full of cheer
Only has to work one day a year
Children in their beds
Visions of sugar plums fill their heads
So many kids out there
Santa must be a billionare
Red suit, boots of black
Big sack of toys hanging off his back
How much does he weigh
How do the reindeer pull his sleigh
Nobody sees him
As he travels the world
Leaving his presents
For the good boys and girls
Ho ho ho ho ho
Sees every move you make
Better be good for goodness sake
Leave him cookies and beer
He'll be back to your house first next year
I am Santa Claus
Ho ho ho ho ho
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Jeez, I've never had many problems with the US Rx system until today, made me feel like I was driving around looking for dealer...

I saw my PM doc this morning (20-30 min away, not super convenient). He gives me an Oxy IR (generic Roxicodone) script, which I try to fill at the pharmacy in his big medical building. Unfortunately the tech tells me they ran out earlier that day. (place 1)
So I go to Albertsons on the way home, stopping at an out of the way one to shop around while they're filling it. Of course that store doesn't even have a pharmacy... (place 2) So I go to my usual Albertsons, and they can't even understand the script, the guy is trying to tell me its written for capsules (clearly not), and they'd have to special order it for me. I leave kind of annoyed, since I had to ask him, can you substitute it for what was clearly intended? No. Can you call the doctor to confirm? No. Asshats. (place 3)
So I figure I'll go back to CVS, where I used to fill scripts, but is kind of out of the way now. They don't have enough in stock and refuse to partially fill the script. They also refuse to call the CVS across town to see if they have enough in stock. (since I know they wouldn't tell me) (place 4)
I figure I don't have anything better to do so I drive to the 24-hour CVS, hoping they'll have a better stocked pharmacy. I check with the tech to make sure he understands the script ("Tablets, right?"), and finally get my script.
Took me about 10x longer to find a pharmacy than the entire doctor visit...
But now I got me some oxy for the month :)
 
^ I have had that problem and it sucks. It makes you wonder if the pharmacist is just being a dick. Best luck I've had is a pharmacy that is located right inside a hospital or next door to one.
 
^ I have had that problem and it sucks. It makes you wonder if the pharmacist is just being a dick. Best luck I've had is a pharmacy that is located right inside a hospital or next door to one.

That was the first one I went to, his office is next to a hospital with a pharmacy in the building next door. They'd just run out a couple hours before though (he said the morning but it was only 11am when I went in). I don't think he was being a dick, I've heard of similar rules with SII scripts before, especially at chain stores.
They probably had higher quality pills than CVS too, the Zydus ones I got are hard as fuck and large/heavy for what they are.
 
Just for the record, if I win the $425M on the mega millions tonight I am going to [try to] buy this wedsite.
 
That was the first one I went to, his office is next to a hospital with a pharmacy in the building next door. They'd just run out a couple hours before though (he said the morning but it was only 11am when I went in). I don't think he was being a dick, I've heard of similar rules with SII scripts before, especially at chain stores.
They probably had higher quality pills than CVS too, the Zydus ones I got are hard as fuck and large/heavy for what they are.
I would have drove to hell and back before I waited till the next day. It's like going from dealer to dealer and everyone is out.
 
Feels good to finally have a weekend where I don't have to worry about school. I made better grades than I expected and actually brought my GPA up.

Good job man what is your career path? And is school mandatory to get that kind of work? I kinda regret not going to a university not only for the degree but also the life experiance. Back in my day we didn't have internet and the counselors at school were no help. I still try and take classes when I can. I love learning new shit.
 
I'm gonna buy an ambulance to take me to the dope house if I win.

thats fucking kick ass. lol if you do win id be saying it on tv. lol fuck it, cuz if something bad happens out of it you can just buy your way out of trouble or buy the best lawyer in the country.
 
thats fucking kick ass. lol if you do win id be saying it on tv. lol fuck it, cuz if something bad happens out of it you can just buy your way out of trouble or buy the best lawyer in the country.
Me and my buddy would always joke about it at work. Most people talk about buying houses, traveling and making sure their kids and families are financially secure and donating to charity. When They asked me what I would do with the cash that's what I told them. There were laughs all around. It is a good idea knowing how us junkies are. I would also tell them about the beautiful detox center I would build in paradise.
 
^lmao. good ideas indeed. i mean shit, with all that money you could do all 3 plus have the best lawyer on deck for when you get in trouble.
 
^the one thing that could fuck you over is legal shit if you won that money. And being junkies you know any of us would be carrying weight just to support our habits. Id pay someone to hold my stash and take the fall if there was a bust.
 
^the one thing that could fuck you over is legal shit if you won that money. And being junkies you know any of us would be carrying weight just to support our habits. Id pay someone to hold my stash and take the fall if there was a bust.

Let's make a deal that if anyone of us win we pick the rest of our crew up and drive around with a fleet of ambulances and get loaded together. Also we will put attorney Saul Goldmam on retainer. Lol
 
I'll tell you this, nowadays they got ambulances with comfort soft mattresses on the stretchers and flat screens in the back with DVDs.
 
I'll tell you this, nowadays they got ambulances with comfort soft mattresses on the stretchers and flat screens in the back with DVDs.

Dude WTF I didn't get any of that shit, just some dickhead cop standing over me.
 
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