Cream Gravy?
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Name someone in the public eye whom you'd REALLY like to fuck VS I'd do anything to get some of that
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ChemicallyEnhanced
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R u flirting with me? Rawr.You wouldn't have me any other way
ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
Is it working? If so, yes I am bby
. If it's not, then LOL no, silly, I was totally joking.I'm jk aswell. I like women only, straight as an arrow. Or that's what I think so?Is it working? If so, yes I am bby
Only God knows the truth and ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME 
Btw, judging by my looks: YAY OR NAY?Is it working? If so, yes I am bby
F.U.B.A.R.
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Charlotte Church.
Plus she's got a brain and a political conscience (not to mention an awesome set of tits).
I would love to do this to her:
Just a shame she's Welsh...
Plus she's got a brain and a political conscience (not to mention an awesome set of tits).
I would love to do this to her:
Just a shame she's Welsh...
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ChemicallyEnhanced
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To be clear: I *was* joke-flirting lol. I do it with pretty much everybody xD I'm just friendly paha
I don't like to yay/nay or out-of-ten people, but yeah, you're pretty cute
Pardon my ignorance fubz but. Y is it a shame that she's welshhhh? Sowwy m8,, I ain't brit. I dun get the joke xdCharlotte Church.
Plus she's got a brain and a political conscience (not to mention an awesome set of tits).
I would love to do this to her:
Just a shame she's Welsh...
Juniper Bruhmomentius
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I respect your pick of Will Ramos a lot. But I think Alice Glass is my choice.
U know u cud have just said yay. Y did u have to excuse urself with all those unnecesary words plus u were STUTTERING. DUDE URE BLUSHING NOW WTF IS GOING ON!!! ENOUGH GAY SHIT AND KISS ME ALREADY!!!To be clear: I *was* joke-flirting lol. I do it with pretty much everybody xD I'm just friendly paha
I don't like to yay/nay or out-of-ten people, but yeah, you're pretty cute
U gonna need at least 2 grams of anfet to survive a nite with her. Bring some antibiótics just In case u get syphiĺlis, only wussies use condoms.I respect your pick of Will Ramos a lot. But I think Alice Glass is my choice.
Juniper Bruhmomentius
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Hmm, lets see.
Benzos for backbone
Pregabalin for 8 hour erection
Meth for sexual enchanment
Heroin for whatnot
The fuck is a condom?
Plz, send your klonopins to meeeeeeeeeee
Benzos for backbone
Pregabalin for 8 hour erection
Meth for sexual enchanment
Heroin for whatnot
The fuck is a condom?
Plz, send your klonopins to meeeeeeeeeee
Burnt Offerings
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As far as hot political people go, I liked Camila Vallejo. She was a student leader in Chile like 10 years ago, that's when she initially rose to prominence...
Think that she started off as a Trotskyist or something but has subsequently retreated into milquetoast social democracy lol. Still, I'd like to storm her barricades...
Think that she started off as a Trotskyist or something but has subsequently retreated into milquetoast social democracy lol. Still, I'd like to storm her barricades...
axe battler
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Oh my god have you seen Lost in Translation??? The opening scene where it's just a close up of her arse in slightly see through french knickers? I broke my TV trying to fuck it....
Also @schizopath I was also thinking Alice Glass. Crystal Castles fucking rocked rocked rocked. Baptism and Alice Practice are works of art!
F.U.B.A.R.
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The English, Welsh, Scots and Irish all naturally hate each other because we spent centuries scrapping over our territories.
But it's all in the best possible taste...
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Illyria99
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I respect your pick of Will Ramos a lot. But I think Alice Glass is my choice.
Honestly, it's been a LONG time since I've seen a guy who makes me INSTANTLY horny by just looking at him...or hearing him in interviews. He's really intelligent, a little warped, and so fucking sexy. I mean seriously, I'd be like, "Every orifice is yours, baby. Tell me what you want."
Also, I think Timothee Chalamet is fucking cute!
F.U.B.A.R.
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Just try walking into a pub in the heart of Wales as an English man.
Suddenly the conversation stops. All eyes are turned on you.
Then the conversation resumes, but in fuckin Welsh.
You spend the evening feeling extremely uncomfortable in the company of people that shag sheep for a living.
But at least you have the last laugh - you've picked all of their fuckin mushrooms...
Suddenly the conversation stops. All eyes are turned on you.
Then the conversation resumes, but in fuckin Welsh.
You spend the evening feeling extremely uncomfortable in the company of people that shag sheep for a living.
But at least you have the last laugh - you've picked all of their fuckin mushrooms...
axe battler
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Haha @nznity and @F.U.B.A.R. as far as I knew I thought it was just the rest of Britain hating the English, but yeah I can see your experience in that Welsh pub putting you off a bit... Charlotte fuckin Church though.... And I actually quite like a Welsh accent on a lass.