Naked UF Student Asks Cops to Cut His Penis Off (Oh, He Was on LSD)

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http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/04/naked_uf_student_asks_cops_to.php

During a confrontation with police, 19-year-old University of Florida student Michael Silecchia begged the officers not to cut his penis off. Then he seemingly had an abrupt change of mind and started asking police to in fact go ahead and cut his manhood off.

We should probably mention that he was stark naked at the time and tripping on LSD.

According to The Florida Independent Alligator, Gainesville Police were called in the early hours of Saturday morning to a student apartment complex near campus. Silecchia was disturbing his neighbors by running through the halls.

When officers arrive the student decided to strip naked and also informed police that he was both "God" and "straight."

He then asked police not to cut his penis off, before asking them to do so. When you're already tripping your balls off, that sort of logic kind of makes sense.

Police tried to subdue Silecchia but he turned and struck a female officer in the head.

Eventually the student was Tasered six times, hand-cuffed, and taken to a university hospital. At the hospital he also allegedly spit in an employees face. After a three-day stay, he was booked into jail on charges of battery on an officer and resisting arrest.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/04/naked_uf_student_asks_cops_to.php
 
This makes me feel a lot better about the most intense LSD experience I have had tbph

Agreed! Ive done some pretty crazy stuff never made the news tho :), My all time favorite moment sponsored by the merry pranksters was when I got so High on L I walked down my street to the local crack dealers who ran mad operations very smart with bus stop dealing, transporting, and getting away with selling Speed/crack. I decided to go up to them and start begging them for change so they would think im a poor ass white dude and leave me alone from then on.

Those fuckers were so weirded out lol!!!
 
"When officers arrive the student decided to strip naked and also informed police that he was both "God" and "straight.""

Straight epicness right there lol.
 
If i get drunk and get arrested naked, nothing i say, no matter how insane will make it into the media. It would just be dismissed as "drunk talk". Someone on LSD mentions being god and cutting off a penis and the guys picture gets in the paper and its a story.
Too bad the tens of thousands of people having life changing experiences on LSD tonight won't make the media.
 
If i get drunk and get arrested naked, nothing i say, no matter how insane will make it into the media. It would just be dismissed as "drunk talk". Someone on LSD mentions being god and cutting off a penis and the guys picture gets in the paper and its a story.
Too bad the tens of thousands of people having life changing experiences on LSD tonight won't make the media.

It's sad that no local news program has taken up Bill Hicks' gambit yet.

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.
 
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