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^ Did you do it for your girl on Christmas?

Make it a December to remember.

nope, it happened while i was banging a hooker, quite the debacle.




we thought she was going to birth a village. took me like 3 months to convince every other girl i knew that a midget had parked it there on accident.




you have no idea the pressure put on you when females figure out you can ejaculate expensive cars. one black girl followed me around for a year waiting for me to ejaculate a cadillac
 
one time i ejaculated a lexus. true story.

nope, it happened while i was banging a hooker, quite the debacle.




we thought she was going to birth a village. took me like 3 months to convince every other girl i knew that a midget had parked it there on accident.




you have no idea the pressure put on you when females figure out you can ejaculate expensive cars. one black girl followed me around for a year waiting for me to ejaculate a cadillac

i'm all about TOYOTATHON. a december to remember. i made a joke about some other brand of car that was far more popular and expensive for dec. but i forgot. i think it was lexus.

wrapped up naked in a leopard-print snuggie-type thing. shit's cash because my ass is hanging out. i wish people didn't take my "wish list's" so literal. i fuckin' love "love spell" victoria secret body spray. i'd fuck me.
 
you have no idea the pressure put on you when females figure out you can ejaculate expensive cars. one black girl followed me around for a year waiting for me to ejaculate a cadillac



At least you don't have Mexican women following you around.

Can you imagine how bad it suck to have to ejaculate a rusty old pick up truck every day that won't start?
 
Congratulations!

Since you solved two puzzlers in a row, you get a blowjob from the BL'er of your choosing. Worked out quite well for JC.

idk, last time i indicated sexual advances towards my choice there was a junkie shitstorm
 
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