^ Did you do it for your girl on Christmas?
Make it a December to remember.
^ Did you do it for your girl on Christmas?
Make it a December to remember.
one time i ejaculated a lexus. true story.
nope, it happened while i was banging a hooker, quite the debacle.
we thought she was going to birth a village. took me like 3 months to convince every other girl i knew that a midget had parked it there on accident.
you have no idea the pressure put on you when females figure out you can ejaculate expensive cars. one black girl followed me around for a year waiting for me to ejaculate a cadillac
you have no idea the pressure put on you when females figure out you can ejaculate expensive cars. one black girl followed me around for a year waiting for me to ejaculate a cadillac
"diarrhea of the dick" if i remember correctly
At least you don't have Mexican women following you around.
Can you imagine how bad it suck to have to ejaculate a rusty old pick up truck every day that won't start?
they ever gonna bring back the dope bag stamp page?? it was real handy![]()
they ever gonna bring back the dope bag stamp page?? it was real handy![]()
No, some dopeboys were posting in there trying to advertise their bags which apparently were really shitty.. trying to get people to buy their bullshit product and they ruined it for everyone.
In this very sentence, l have made exactly one spelling error.
Can you see what it is?
do i win?
damn thats shitty... n whats up Memphis??
BA your puzzlers have been weak as fuck these days
Congratulations!
Since you solved two puzzlers in a row, you get a blowjob from the BL'er of your choosing. Worked out quite well for JC.