My name is Mr. Potatoe Head...I live on the 2nd shelf

[Mr. Potatoe Head]

My name is Mr. Potatoe Head
I live on the second shelf
I live in the pantry upstairs from you
Yes I think you've wanted me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of mashing, some kind of blending
Just don't ask me what they used
Just don't ask me what they used
Just don't ask me what they used
I think it's because I'm starchy
I try not to to be so lumpy
Maybe it's because I'm all head
I try not to act too tasty
They only mash until your soft
And after that you don't feel dry
You just can't get hard anymore
You just can't get hard anymore
You just can't get hard anymore
Yes I think I'm okay
I fell into the pot again
Well, if you ask that's what I'll say
And it's not your pot anyway
I guess I'd like to be hard
With nothing peeled, nothing mashed
Just don't ask me why I'm soft
Just don't ask me why I'm soft
Just don't ask me why I'm soft
My name is Mr. Potatoe Head
I live on the second shelf
I live in the pantry upstairs from you
Yes I think you've wanted me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of mashing, some kind of blending
Just don't ask me what they used
Just don't ask me what they used
Just don't ask me what they used
I think it's because I'm starchy
I try not to be too lumpy
Maybe it's because I'm all head
I try not to act too tasty
They only mash until you're soft
And after that you don't feel dry
You just can't get hard anymore
You just can't get hard anymore
You just can't get hard anymore
Mr. Potatoe Head
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That's right baby, I'm all HEAD.

 

[Lingo]

I was sitting in a diner... no wait...enough Suzanne Vega fer now. I need something a bit harder. Whadaya say Potato Head? Got anything with a little more kick?
Adios,
Steve
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