My Girlfriend Has This Weird Fetish . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

My girlfriend has this weird fetish.

She even made a game out of it!

All right - here's how it works:

First - she watches me take a shit.

Then - once I'm done,

She looks at the poop,

(I leave it in the bowl for her - hey - it's HER fetish!),

And then, she decides which shape my poop most resembles.

It's called "Scattagories."





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[Mjäll]

How lovely :D

 

[calgskid]

haha that's something new

 

[leiphos]

you should write feces-related erotica for a living, no joke

 

[L O V E L I F E]

^^^^^^^^

If you can find a market of people who are willing to pay for this filth, please PM me.

Cause while most of these jokes do kill in comedy clubs, I'm not sure they'll let me tell this "Scattagories" joke (and my even darker matrrial) on Conan - and THAT is where the real money is.

That said, thanks for the compliments, guys.

Much appreciated.