My Advice About Girls - Part 3

If you are a guy, then you probably think you are a pervert who engages in self abuse too often. Do not let society tell you this, because girls are worse.

They think about sex constantly and inexplicably (or perhaps instinctually) love the way cocks look and love man cream. And they want it everywhere - most of them don't even care about having orgasms themselves, they just want to see and feel cocks spray sperm like fire hoses.

Case in point, I was eating at an Italian restaraunt last night and there was a new girl working there. While she was putting ranch dressing on my salad, she started going "mmmmm, look at that" as she squeezed it out. Then she actually said, "I just want it on my face." I am not bullshitting here. Girls are horny as hell, and that girl was only 19. As they grow older, it gets worse and they get more depraved.

So, the lesson here is that you are not a pervert. Girls are the perverts.
 
i'm not perverted but girls are always trying suck the life-force out of me six inches at a time. thanks op, i came buckets.
 
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