My Advice About Girls - Part 2

Girls love man cream. They like it on their faces, in their mouths, on their chests, and all over there private areas. When they take you to bed with them, their ultimate goal is to squeeze your man cream out by whatever means possible so that they may taste it and play with on their bodies, and they all want it as fast as possible.

So, the point of all of this is to remind us men (including myself) that having a premature ejaculation is exactly what every woman wants - just make sure you don't try to hold it in. Let it fly, paint the town white so to speak.
 
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OMG pinkberry! The closest one is over an hour away :(

Captainballs, I know you're an investor type - instead of spraying your seed all over the place, you should channel this energy into entrepreneurship, such as opening a Pinkberry franchise.

This is a cute little piece regardless. :D I've never (purposely) had man-cream on my face and don't get the significance of the act, but you make it sound fun. :)
 
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