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Mushrooms- First time- The mud is water?

CookieKiller

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Well, hello hello, this shall be my first attempt ever, at a trip report, now, some backround info is in order i guess, so here goes. My trip was with 2grams of cubensis mushroom aborts (supposedly stronger then fully grown mushrooms?) and .5grams of marijuana.

Now, this was a kind of unexpected trip, considering my mushroom trip was originally planned for friday night while im going to be at a friends house. But, as i arrived at school on monday, i met up with my friend (We'll call him B, as he's a poster on theses boards) who had been growing the mushrooms for about a month and a half now, he informed me that the shrooms were ready, and he had 4grams dried, on him and some bud. Well, we got to talking, and me and my other friend (we'll call him C) and i agreed that we would both injest the mushrooms at break and skip the rest of the day, going out to the forest to experience this trip for what it was, natural.

Now, the first 2 periods before break, drag on and on, and seem like they're never going to end, but finally, as everyone knows, they did, and boy was i glad. I hurried out to the breeze way (a little outside plaza type thing, where all the smokers, stoners and idiots hang out) smoked my cigarette and found out that C couldn't come trip with me anymore, as he had a test relatively soon in the day. Well, that didn't deter me, soon, another willing participant was found who wanted to take shrooms aswell, we hurried up to the bathroom, and split the bag in two, we tried to even out the amount of shrooms as evenly as possible, but, well, we'll never know for sure. Anyway, i shove them all in my mouth and proceed to chew, all i can say is, how the fuck do people like this vile tasting shit? I know everyones different, but my god, this tasted horrible, i nearly puked. Anyway, on with the story.

We go back outside, where my partner in crime, tells me he's going to class, this shocks me, as he just took 2 grams of mushrooms, so now I'm stuck, i have no one to skip with, i go around the breeze way, asking the usual suspects who's going to be skipping the next two periods and finally find a friend who would come with me and smoke me on a joint. Next thing i know, we're in the breeze way, the bell has rung, and what do you know? Myu plans get fucked up AGAIN, he neglected to tell me he would be skipping with a friend who hates my guts (long story... i went out with his girlfriend after i told him i wouldn't... jealous prick) Anyway, now, i really know I'm fucked, and decided to go to gym class, bite the bullet, ride it out and so on.

Well, to say the least, gym class was un-eventfull, i had a full stomach and well, the shrooms took longer then 50 minutes to kick in. By the end of gym class, i was feeling the body rushes though, and oh what an amazing feeling.

On my way to french, i see B, and lo and behold, he's leaving for the day, seeing now was my chance, i went with him, and in the breeze way, quickly found someone dealing pills, B bought one blue diamond ecstacy, and we met up with 3 more stoners, who i would later want to kill, but, i wont get into that now. We walk to the back of the school, and proceed to venture into the forest, well, things werent quite as they seemed, my footing started getting a bit off, and the trees started to sway in an eerie way, which they shouldn't have been doing since there was no wind. Well, we get to the clearing (a clearing in the middle of the forest with rocks perfect for sitting on, campfires built, everything, perfect) We get there and rolled the two joints we were going to be smoking, so right now we're 6 people, 4 of which i know, and 2 of which i dont (the ones i later wanted to murder) We all sit, get comfortable, and i start to see CEV's, nice, the body rushes are getting stronger and at no point did i feel sick or need to puke. The ground started to breath(?) or so it seemed, parts of it started moving up and down, and shifting around, and i knew i was in for an intense experience. The joints have been lit, and passed around, and im starting to REALLY feel it, my whole body is rushing, my head is light, somehow i feel as if im 2d in a 3d world, i feel flat, like cardboard, and the whole world started to feel alien, it's at this point i started to get a little bit scared.

And now, my friends, comes the part where i wanted to kill thoses two guys, one thing i think we can all agree on when it comes to psychedelics is that you aren't supposed to mess with someone who is on them, never. Well, these people were complete assholes, trying to "trip me out" in their own retarded ways, up to and including pretending to punch me, threatening me with a knife several times, passing their hands quickly accross my face, now i admit, at first this amused me. But, once it got to the part of threatening me with a knife, they went too far, this scred me shitless, i wanted to get up and punch them in the face, and i would have, had i not thought about how it would send me into a bad trip. So instead i told them to fuck off and stop, which of course they didnt, because, they found it funny.

Now, at this point, i decided ive had enough of these people, and wanted to hang out with the only person not messing with me, B. So we start to walk out of the forest, and by this time, its lunchtime, we all decide to go back, but not right away. Me and B head to a restaurant down the street, cause he has to take a shit. Now, instead of waiting for him outside, i decide to wait inside, im sitting on a chair, looking at the counter where they server you your food. Next thing i know, the patterns on the counter have slowly started to climb up the walls and the glass "sneeze guard" thing, These lovely black and white strands climbing everywhere and molding and shifting. This is weird i thought, and i then looked at the cashiers face, it was bubbling and shifting aswell, this is too intense, if i stayed there much more i thought, i would go insane.

Finally B comes out of the bathroom and we leave, on our way back to school. On the way back i spend my time look at the floor, and the oddest thing occurs, sticks and leaves and dirt all form the same pattern wherever they are, the pattern of a fork:

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Pretty useless drawing that, i know, but thats the closest ive come to re-creating what it actually looked like. Another odd thing occured, whenever i would look at the ground, the mud and grit and grim of the forest would look like puddles of water, and at one point, i didnt wanna step in the puddle, so i stepped aside, literally tripping my friend in the mud.

Now, we arrive back in school, and it seems like everyone knows, i walk in the halls and i hear people talking and giving me dirty looks, i shrug it off and conclude ive gone paranoid all of a sudden. I go outside and start to chat with people, and i realize, holy shit i lost my mp3 player in the forest, fuck. Oh well, it was old and broken, and right then, the patterns on the ground interested me too much to think about some stupid music. We all chat, have a good time, but i can't get that nagging feeling out of the back of my head that people are talking about me.

Finally, lunch ends and me and B go back to the forest, we both decide it would be a good idea to lie down, and we do at seperate places, looking up into the sun with my eyes closed, produced the most amazing CEV's i ever had, only i can't remember any of them.

Now, here comes a blank spot of memory, we go from inside the forest to an abandoned van, i still can't remember how we got there, but that's besides the point. Now, this van has seen innumerable amounts of stoners and is decrepit and destroyed, but it didnt bother me, i just sat in the van, looking out my window at the trees bending and twisting as my imagination willed it. Pretty soon though, we were back in the restaurant. My friend who was on E before, was now eating some sort of sandwich and i was drinking a pepsi (yum :O) the walls are still crawling with designs but i could give less of a shit at that point, i wanted the trip to end and i wanted to be home sleeping. He finishes his meal and we go to the corner store where he buys a beer, and we just sit on a sidewalk and chill, talking about the amazing day that just passed.

Once back at school, its the end of the day, and I'm thanking god that i can now finally go home and relax, I'm still having CEV's and minor OEV's but nothing spectacular, if i concentrate i can make things warp and distort, but it becomes boring after a few minutes.

Now, back at home, the first thing i decided to do was take a shower, and oh how amazing that little task was, the water felt amazing on my skin, everything was perfect.


Overall, i will deffinetly be doing mushrooms again in the not-so-late future, but this time ill take B's advice and plan out my trip, make sure im not with people who are liable to screw with me and over all, just enjoy it the most i can.


Anyway, thanks for reading, and sorry for not posting times, its just i didn't check my watch almost the whole time, and it would be useless for me to try and guess.
 
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Lol, fuck you ben, the fork fucked up, not used to improvising drawings on a message board, plus, it looked a hell of a lot better when i was typing it, i swear!

Oh, and how was the blue diamond man?
 
Good report, question though...

What kind of school can you walk in and out of freely? Smoke cigs and joints at with no problem etc? Just wondering.
 
Its an old highschool, very few cameras and the security guards dont give a shit, if they catch you skipping, they just call your house after school and tell you to report to detention, plus, our principles are pretty damned stupid.

Edit: Oh also, during the majority of the trip, i was outside, so...yeah. Oh, and we're a relatively large school.
 
good report, shrooms are a favorite drug of mine but you have to make sure next time you're in a comfortable environment. We all make that first mistake, you're just lucky you weren't on more than two grams this time.

you must live in the US im guessing? In canada...(BC atleast) its pretty damn easy to skip we dont have security cameras or gaurds people usually just smoke cigs and blaze right outside the doors at my school...pretty laid back :\
 
Nah, i live in quebec, lol, yea, it IS laid back here, but not immensely so, hell, someone sparked up a joint on the bus this afternoon, that was interesting to say the least.
 
hahah shit! thats a suprise...well atleast canada's laid back than the states...sparking jay's on the bus is always good =D the least that happens is some dude with asthma complains lol....
 
much as i loathe to be an advocate of revenge, wielding a knife on trippers calls for a degree of verbal retribution to say the least...
 
I think wielding a knife on someone to trip them out calls for quite a bit more than verbal retribution :p just my opinion however hehe
 
Nah, im a very forgiving person, i talked to one of them yesterday, told them it wasn't cool, and the dude appologised, he never tripped before, so he didn't know things can scare you so freaking easily. Anyway, i told him if it happens again, knife or not im kicking his ass. (although i probably wont, lol)
 
man fuck the US and its oppressive moral policy... i wish when i was in high school i could've left and got a beer. I haven't been in for years and only just turned old enough to buy beer anywhere except shitholes where they don't card.

sorry, that was way off topic, but i couldn't help but catch it.
 
is it just me or was it totally pointless calling ur friend "B"?

because of ur 2nd post?

or am i missing something?? ....or i shouldnt have pointed it out? lol
 
One question. Usually people just have OEV and not CEV unless your REALLY tripping, i find that really odd that you had CEV, not saying your lying, just must of been one hell of a trip. =D

I would have KILLED that kid when i returned to being sober, he could of FUCKED up your mind for good and traumatized you for a long time, you dont want to even remotely fuck with your head while on any halluc..
 
I get absolutely insane CEV's whenever I eat shrooms, no matter what.. even the first time I did them when I only ate 1.75g. CEV's are one of the most diverse aspects of psilocybin when it comes to "everyone is different", imo. So thats cool that he did.. they are very amusing :)

Good report although some of your friends seem to be sketchy, running off and doing their own things, leaving you stranded ,etc.. But im glad it all worked out in the end, thats all that matters.
 
OCjunky said:
One question. Usually people just have OEV and not CEV unless your REALLY tripping, i find that really odd that you had CEV, not saying your lying, just must of been one hell of a trip. =D

I would have KILLED that kid when i returned to being sober, he could of FUCKED up your mind for good and traumatized you for a long time, you dont want to even remotely fuck with your head while on any halluc..

IME i get CEV on pretty much any dose of mushrooms whereas OEV only come when i push the dose to an 1/8 or above.

and btw, that was an excellent report.
welcome to BL.
 
nice one cookie killer, man if u was u , i woulnd even speak to those ppl swinging a knife at u, i had the same experiance a long time ago on something i woulnd like to mention, anyway plz tell me how u get those cookies, i bet u get them real good, lol
:)
 
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