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Mushrooms - experienced - a crazy 24 hours

clandenstine

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locally grown cubes - experienced - 3.5 g's

This friend of mine on campus has had a kit going for a few...
he handed me three fresh caps weighing in at 3.5 g's..
These shrooms bruised back nicely, tasted horrid, and kicked in quickly.
This isnt my first time tripping on shrooms, however, this has been the first dose of shrooms since the summer of 94 that I have had true visuals from mushrooms.. the stuff thats been floating around for the past ten years has been way to expensive and has also been very weak, or gave only a wild body buzz. I have since learned that this could have been because I was on Paxil at the time, (SSRI) and that I couldn't get off on molly either.
(MDMA powder).

30 minutes after ingestion, I had a marked body buzz and VERY marked audial hallucinations.. the visual hallucinations set in within the next few moments, potentiated by a nice bowl of kind bud.

My neighbors dog, came into his room. I was sitting at his pc, playing with WinAmp visuals, the dog licked my hand, which looked to me like it was melted into my leg, and wrapped around my calf like a vine/root looking gooey beige substance that shimmered and slithered.. (best analogy)
The dogs hair began to grow longer, and longer, and longer, yet never reached the floor, (dog is a chow) the dog seemed to sense that i was wigging, or she seemed to anyhow, because i was kneeled in front of the dog talking to it, like a blathering moron about how the cosmos does this, and the cosmos does that, and her soul has just as much meaning as mine, too weird, so my friend decides to potentiate the hallucinations yet again... with a very nice "brazillian"nug wrap..

I thought for a few brief moments after smoking, that i had somehow became completely sober... we walked outside, onto the main strip.. down from campus. TOOOO MANY PEOPLE!!!! no one understood what i was saying, or i was saying absolutely nothing, because a few neighbors quickly urged us back to the apartment.

I sat and pondered something to do, and began listening to some bella fleck, playing around with winamp visuals again.. quickly became bored, and realized that my buddy had pulled out his old "dream machine" this became a complete mezmerizing hour spent.. this contraption completely blew my mind.. only experiencing it will explain it, im sorry to say...
throwing the lights on real quick and looking at white walls left the imprints from teh dream machine and the patterns continued, this induced a visual trip much like LSD, and this is the 4th hour into the trip.. we think...
The paneling in the kitchen was breathing and shifting planes.. the lines becoming 3d and part of some universe yet unknown to us pscybernaughts..

The odd part, maybe not so odd, we both began having the same hallucinations, and this wild neon colors following our movements in ghosty looking contrails... we both decided changing rooms may help, because we were both starting to think about taking a bit more, another 3.5 g's each.. which we did...

We spent the next 3 1/2 hours sitting on his back deck watching the sun go down, the animals skitter across the yard, and the trees, oh the trees, growing into hands and swaying back and forth, shifting forward and backward in our field of vision, becoming their own beings shooting into the sky.. odd sounds that we thought and came to the conclusion was the conversations of locust larvae about some conspiracy to destroy our mushrooms!!!

we took on this thought, and headed for the woods, golf clubs in hand, ready to swat at the first locust,... then we figured out quickly we were only in the little park, down the road from campus.. and that it wasnt locusts, it was people!!!! I strolled over to the swings, and began to swing, and suddenly felt very child like, and decided i didnt want to be at the park, since the people in it look very shady, and its night time, downtown, in a large city..

but whats that strange light in the sky???

whats it doing?? man wtf!!! its coming at us???? look dude the mooons fucking flying into us!!!!!!!

this tells me, my friend needs to go home, and we need to smoke..
he tells me, dont fuck with his trip.. i agree, cause now im looking, and sure enuff, it looks as though the moon is gonna slam righ into us... I ask a small group of young adults, not to think im crazy but doesnt the moon look awful close?

they reply... but i couldnt figure out what language they were speaking, we both decide we were simply tripping, but it is very disconcerning to suddenly reallize that we were standing on this giant rock careening through space at some unknown speed and wtf could we bump into??? couldnt we simply fall off??? at this point im crouched and starting to lay down.. and stare upwards.. I have totally forgotten about my friend, I jump up quickly... and in a panic, yell for him... he's nowhere to be found.. i head back to his apartment, and realize after walking 45 minutes i had crossed the bridge to another side of the city, and it will take me at least that long to walk back, i was totally lost... I stopped at a pay phone, and luckily i had just enough change, however, the numbers on the telephone wouldnt stop moving, and i ultimately dialed the wrong number, i asked them for a ridge anyhow, i was hung up on...

i had to sit and chill, to figure out what i was going to do....i didnt remember where i had turned, where i had walked etc...
so i start back in the way i came, getting semi familiar flashes of where i had been.. i see the park!!!, about a mile and a half on the other side of the lake, across a bridge, and under a large over pass. next to the small urban park i had originated from...

i was thirsty, so thirsty i was gasping... after what seemed like forever, i finall came to the other side of the bridge, it has 4 lanes on it, for heavy traffic, fortunately traffic was not heavy... because i stumbled as if i were drunk many times, losing my balance to what i SWORE was the bridge swaying, i suffered vertigo MUCH vertigo while crossing that bridge.. and stopping i dont know how many times to spit off the bridge, and this is why i was so thirsty...

it being about 3 am i would assume, nothing was open on the street i was on, and cops had drove by twice, i was getting nervous also..
Finally i see a gas station open, YAY, i forgot about that one, only i had no money, and you had to walk up to a bulletproofwindow and couldnt go in, so i asked the dude there VERY politely for a glass of water, that i was VERY thirsty, he obliged, i drank, handed it back and asked for more, he obliged, i drank, and asked for more for the road, he obliged, and as i walked off, yelled good luck...

ok, i found his street, and i found my car, my cell phone was inside, i have his number on speed dial, but for some reason ive called my mother, fucking speed dial, dont you hate it? it always changes the numbers on its own, i get off the phone with my mother, call his apartment, FINALLY, he picks up the phone, and asks why im talking to him on the phone, since i was sitting next to him playing Spiro the dragon..???..???again...

i ask who is there with him because im outside, i just got there, i walked across the bridge and back...

he was like, oh man.. no one is here... and he hangs up...
i call back, he's like, dude. you've been here the whole time, stop fucking around, and hangs up...
i call back, he's like dude, im gonna hurt you man, and im smoking alone put the phone down..... dude..... wait your not here...

so i told him about my whole adventure.. sitting in my car, and he was like, dude, wéve been on the phone for an hour, and your sitting in my drive way, in your car...... wanna eat more?????
 
I don't know whether to laugh or think you guys were fucking idiots for taking more! Taking more is all good until you're really out of your comfort zone. And this is why people need trip- sitters. Just someone you who may not be there, but knows what's going on and can watch out for you.

That said, you could try doing what I do, which is to leave yourself a note somewhere or somehow. Mine usually says "I know you want to go outside, but you're just asking for pain."

Ah the shrooming season, how I welcome you with wide open arms =D

I also like that the servo guy gave you water when you asked, proof human decency is still around...somewhere.
 
there was so much more to that trip i couldnt even begin to try to put into words... he asked about eating more, toook me another 30minutes to find his steps from the car, as i got consumed by all the beauty around me..

we ate more though.. and it was fun.. but i wouldnt suggest eating more then a 1/4th oz to anyone..
espeacially if its your first experience.
 
wow thats intense rofl I loved that trip report

do you know what strain these were?
 
hahah i will if you really want me too!!!!!!!
i have NO clue what strain they were, but i will call him up and ask him, he said something to the affect that they were some florida cubes.. dunno... if everyone doesnt care to wait a few hours, when i get back from next class, i'll expound upon what happened after eating more..
 
ok sorry for the delay!!!

way tooooo much going on..

ok i finally got into his living room, sat on the automon..
he had weighed out another 3.5 grams each, i told him in no way, could i stand that much more, i grabbed the sack, and picked the prettiest cap i could find, it weighed 1.7 grams, i chewed and chewed and chewed some more, making sure it would digest quickly.. it felt like chewing worms,, it made me quite naseaus... he ate 3.5 grams more, moron, we smoked a "brazilian" yet again, and sat back... neither one of us could talk, and kept looking over at each other, and could only muster up, "Man!"
The tv was QUITE annoying, i turned it off, Music was making me very nervous.. we turned it off...
the visuals were coming on even harder, in waves, then it happens,

I have to take a shit.......

i hate shitting while tripping on ANYTHING...
so there I am... lost in the bathroom, his bathroom wall, acroos from the toilet, had this faux marble swirl, each time i grunted to get one tapered off, this marble swirl would jump out and and swim around faster and faster, once i quit spouting one out, it would slow down, i was smoking a cigarette, watching neon trails chase the ember, so i got this idea, turn the light out, but wait!!, i gotta wipe first, etc.. omg, it made me almost vomit, but i got my biz finished, turned the light out, and swung the cigarette around watching the trails FILL the room... then i started playing with trails, marking thru them, (hard to explain) its like drawing a line, and taking your eraser and erasing parts every few inches...

So, i keep hearing this thumping sound??!? what the fuck is it???? "DUDE you've been in the bathroom for over an hour WTF are you doing?????????"

oops, i forgot what i was doing... dude,, hehehehehe

my buddy let me know it was time for class... uh, were werent going.. needles to say, i came out of the bathroom, and the total change of environment in the kitchen, made me feel as though i was in a complete different house, state, city, etc... I asked him how he was feeling, he said VERY tired, and that he was too fucked up to even talk..
he was going to go lay down and sleep, I said, Yeah, RIGHT, like your gonna sleep...
he went to his room, he tried, and five minutes later i heard him laughing his ass off in his room.

HARK!!!! OMG SOMEONES KNOCKING AT THE DOOR!!!!

i go to his room, and let him know, he says dont answer it..
im too curious, ive GOT to see, maybe someone can bring the buzz back, since i think i ate so many shrooms i was getting sober, besides the fact that everything i touched mushed like jello, and my body felt like i had eaten an entire poppy feild... even though shrooms have no opiates, odd buzz...
i trudged towards the door, letting out a "who is it" the best i could... on the way to the door, vines were growing along the floor, where i was walking, here it goes again, im rooting!!!, the dog is at my feet, wagging his tail... tails.. wait theres a thousand dogs!!!!! and another knock at the door, I peek thru the window with my best crackhead impression, ITS GIRLS!!!! HOT COLLEGE CHICKS!!!! OMG!!!! his girlfriend, and two of her friends that i havent met...
I let them in... tell them to hold on... and go let him know that they are there...
he tells me to tell them to wait a minute, he'll be right out, (he's in his room smoking a bong load or three, this is ok, sometimes its good to smoke alone, especialy after ingesting 11 grams of great shrooms... what the fuck were we thinking!!!!!!!

ok so his girl asks what we've been up to.. i told her.. she was FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her girly friends were playing the playstation, giggling.. wild eyed, so i ask what they had been up to.. she had just got up, her friends had been eating the same shrooms as us, and they said, at some point, the night prior, before we left, and i walked across town, that they had come by and we gave them some... I DONT remember this, but hey, THEY WERE TRIPPIGN TOO YAY..... i now felt comfortable, introduced myself, and relised the visuals were chillin out, and the mental/bod buzz were kickin in...
My buddy's girl chilled, and just said she was mad we ate so much, that that much isnt good for the liver lol, like i didnt know that, DAMN NURSING STUDENTS!!!
So, the girlfriends, one was HOT, and i immediately started chit chatting with her, hoping maybe to score while tripping, still a never have done... always get side tracked..
so.. these girls asked if we had been having great visuals, i said OH YES, for several hours... and i had just redosed, they agreed, they had been too...
THEN, i figured, hey, lets smoke some ganja, and maybe i can focus back on the visuals, no such luck, now that female phermones were in the room, all i could think about was sex, and my body was buzzing so hard, that my cock had to be sticking out a mile... hot girl noticed this.. she came over to me on the coutch, and we played some gta4.. and i noticed we had snuggled closer.. I told her, I know were not rolling but you want a massage?????
SURE!! she says... so i go at it, then the visuals kick back in,
everytime i squeezed, or pressed, or twisted the skin, my hands would melt right into hers, it was like i was putting my hands "thru" her, she LOVED it, and for some odd reason, yet again, two people having the same visuals, other chick, the not so hot one, but cute none the less, was TOTALLY getting into watching us, and decided she was gonna get some massage too... it was wild, NO SEX though, we didnt do it, id love to sit and talk about the threesome i had while tripping on tons of shrooms but didnt happen,

we finished up the massage, felt great, the visuals pumping hard core, this chick brought some phatter nugz then we were smoking on.. kicked em in GREAT....
then the dog wants attention, that damn dog and its growing hair!!!!!!! at one point i freaked out cause it had two heads, the dog actually had two heads, it was so real!!!
they didnt see it though, women bring this oddd odd visual when i trip around them, everything begins to get summery, flowery, and very sensual... me and hot chick, and not so hot chick go outside, in the back courtyard, and watch flowers grow, right there in front of us, all of us were seeing nature in full speed, then it would slow down, the clouds rolled over and we could see there shadows on the ground, each one feeling as though it was going to swoop me away with it.. not so hot chick, has a very hot voice, and she was singing, what song i do not know, but it totally made the world seem like it made sense to me at the time...

only to be interrupted by my buddy, and his chick, doing it like mad people, making the window shake in his room, hearing them screaming out in ecstasy and pleasure, all three of us outside could do nothing but laugh, and clap cheering them on...
hot chick was started finding fourleaf clover after fourleaf clover, like it was nothing, and then i thought i saw her floating above a patch of tulips.. just a trick from the shadows i guess..I have no clue how much time had passed, but at this point, I know i had been in full trip mode for a bout 12 hours or more, i was getting VERY Tired, and coming down, i do believe you can only get so high on shrooms, like you can only get so high on weed..
hot chick, was getting tired too, not so hot chick met up with a gal pal of hers in the courtyard, and bid her farewell, she was off to the lake, her friend has a boat, lucky bitch, that woulda been fun.. but i was WAY too tired..
Hot chick.. she says she dont think she can drive back up to her end of campus, itell her I CANOT drive whatsoever..
I asked her if she would like to stay, that there is a second bedroom, and i was gonna sleep there, but i'll take the couthch,, she says no, she wanted me to snuggle up to her in bed.. of course, i say yes...
again NO SEX, i wish i could say there was, and lying about it would totally mess up this whole trip report... cause it would fuck up the karma.. heh... we snuggled, and rubbed on eachothers backs, and arms, and legs, and we did get naked, and enjoyed our body buzzes together... nothing like skin on skin, even when your not tripping, we talked about everything philosophical, anything sexual, and nothing in particular, we smoked a cigarette, and enjoyed watching the trails from the ember, of course, its a dorm room, off campus, and there was a blacklight... we turned it on, and said, HOW CLICHE, it did nothing... we smoked a joint, WHY CANT WE SLEEEEP!!!!!! we giggled for thirty minutes, laughed so much, my face hurt, then a nock at the bedroom door, it was my buddy, and his girl, they couldnt sleep, and both were naked!!!, i said, "hey, no reason to be ashamed of being naked i dont guess!!!" they both collapsed side by side in the bean bag next to the bed hot chick and I were in..... a thunderstorm was brewing up outside...
it was great, the thunder, the lightning, the rain, the hail,... the wind, but wait, this storm seemed to be getting intense!! now no electricity!!!! lol... I felt as though we had been sent back in time to a place where electricity only existed in the clouds... lightning...with each flash, everyone looked as though they were a photo negative... OMG ITS FREEKIN 3pm the next day!!! almost 24 hours!!!!!

OK i say, WE HAVE TO SLEEP WE HAVE CLASSES WE CANNOT MISS TOMORROW, me and hot chick cuddled up, in a spoon, chit chatting about nothingness, and how when we were kids, we'd try to imagine what it would be like if there were .... nothing.. until finally, slumber befell us...

until we woke up to our friends fucking on the bean bag..

we watched, it was funny... hot chick and I were doing "sporrts commentary" she asked how I felt about her and I doing it, .... I said of course it would be fun... did she?? she said she did, but......... maybe when we werent so fucked up... i get out of the bed, politely ask them to take there sex to another room, it was slightly beginning to , well, for lack of a better word, smell....

hot chick and i fell asleep, woke up late for class the next day... my buddy and i SWORE, we would never take that many shrooms again NEVER!!! until next weekend that is..
when his kit is refilled, and hotchick said she'd be there with me, maybe this time we'll do it????
 
HAHAHAHAHA i love it, dude thats a fucken cool report. can relate to some of those experiences
 
heh thanx man

im hoping to try some 2c-I this weekend, i'll post on that one, as it will be a first experience, I would post my thoughts on phoxy-methoxy (5-meo-dipt) but i dont think CLAWS would like my seven million cusswords.. lol it pissed me off, hope 2c-I is impressive.
 
Jeebus!! Crazy report there, but I enjoyed reading every minute of it! Especially the last part of the first report. Thanks for posting the update too :)
 
cland, that sounds like one hell of a trip! and it really is so much better when you get to spend some time with a female, it definitely gives the buzz a lot more warmth... its been a while since i've shroomed and i'm feeling like i need to invest in a grow kit myself.

i have a question for you... what has your experience been with tripping and then consuming alcohol??? being in college and all i figure you have experimented with this. i have experience with an 1/8 of dried caps and lots of popov where i started the drinking with a huge gobblet filled with 1/2 and 1/2 100 proof and OJ...
 
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