Funny 3am shroom thing
Here's a funny/strange story that happened to me a while ago.
I'm at a mate's house and we have some mushrooms. All is well and remains well all night. At 3am, I feel the urge to walk home, partly for fresh air, partly because I have to work soon. Anyway, I feel like Alice, if you know what I mean. Things around me are shrinking, while I stay tall, then I shrink and things around me get taller, etc. I'm walking up his street towards home, tripping hard and having a great time.
Suddenly ahead of me I spies a strange scene. A light is on and a group of people are standing in the street. I prefer to avoid people in this state, but on closer inspection, I notice that a large window has been smashed and the people are waiting for the cops. Knowing it is too late to turn away or walk another street, I approach this scene, I see a cop car turn the corner. By this point I am starting to get worried, as one would naturally do.
Of course they stop me and ask me what the hell am I doing walking dark streets at 3 in the morning metres away from a window that has been smashed it would seem only about 15 minutes ago. Talk about walking straight into it! Anyway I managed to mumble my way out of it and pass myself off as being drunk prove my innocence, but it was so damn awkward walking past the people!! Good thing they didn't breathalize me or something cause I would have shown up as 0.00! Oh yes, did I mention that I had a frigging ice pack on my hand because I burned my finger cooking dinner. As if that wasn't suss when you're near a smashed window!
Well, I got away ok, but realized that I was 20 km away from where I lived. Cursing myself and realizing it was too late to walk back, because my mate would be asleep and I really didn't wanna be hanging around that crime scene tripping looking even more suss, I decided I had to perservere, cheering myself up by the fact that it would be fun to walk home in the early hours of the morning off chops on shrooms for 20ks.
How wrong I was.
Everywhere I went security alarms rang, dogs barked like I was trying to enter and all-night security guards shone their lights at me and asked what the hell I was up to. I was convinced that forces were at work against me. This all happened too, by the way, I wasn't just imagining it all.
So in all, I got home fine and I'm glad I can look back and laugh.
[Added some paragraphs -Splatt]
Here's a funny/strange story that happened to me a while ago.
I'm at a mate's house and we have some mushrooms. All is well and remains well all night. At 3am, I feel the urge to walk home, partly for fresh air, partly because I have to work soon. Anyway, I feel like Alice, if you know what I mean. Things around me are shrinking, while I stay tall, then I shrink and things around me get taller, etc. I'm walking up his street towards home, tripping hard and having a great time.
Suddenly ahead of me I spies a strange scene. A light is on and a group of people are standing in the street. I prefer to avoid people in this state, but on closer inspection, I notice that a large window has been smashed and the people are waiting for the cops. Knowing it is too late to turn away or walk another street, I approach this scene, I see a cop car turn the corner. By this point I am starting to get worried, as one would naturally do.
Of course they stop me and ask me what the hell am I doing walking dark streets at 3 in the morning metres away from a window that has been smashed it would seem only about 15 minutes ago. Talk about walking straight into it! Anyway I managed to mumble my way out of it and pass myself off as being drunk prove my innocence, but it was so damn awkward walking past the people!! Good thing they didn't breathalize me or something cause I would have shown up as 0.00! Oh yes, did I mention that I had a frigging ice pack on my hand because I burned my finger cooking dinner. As if that wasn't suss when you're near a smashed window!
Well, I got away ok, but realized that I was 20 km away from where I lived. Cursing myself and realizing it was too late to walk back, because my mate would be asleep and I really didn't wanna be hanging around that crime scene tripping looking even more suss, I decided I had to perservere, cheering myself up by the fact that it would be fun to walk home in the early hours of the morning off chops on shrooms for 20ks.
How wrong I was.
Everywhere I went security alarms rang, dogs barked like I was trying to enter and all-night security guards shone their lights at me and asked what the hell I was up to. I was convinced that forces were at work against me. This all happened too, by the way, I wasn't just imagining it all.
So in all, I got home fine and I'm glad I can look back and laugh.
[Added some paragraphs -Splatt]
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