Hi, this is my first report ever....
Went out for a few drinks after work, ended up a bit drunk, and ended up having a pill.... Nothing relly happeneing there, I thought
"I better get home, working in the morning, cant beleive I am still out drinking"
Friend persuades me just to come back up to his and try mushrooms. I had tried to take them once before, but it was disgusting.... I was told to cover one in ketchup then munch it at a party... needless to say, i was sick. I hate mushrooms (the vegetable type)... anyways....
We needed some thing to drink to mix the mushies in with, i heard yogurt was quite good for that.... but what do i pick up from the 24 hour shop instead? Blueberry milkshake! BLRUGH! So got back to his flat and we started chopping them up, there were three boxes of them, quite a lot in my opinion for 2 of us.... Emptied them into the milkshake which was basically flavoured milk.
Munched quite a lot of them down.... feel like gagging, mushy chunks and blueberry flavour. not yummy. After a little while we were chatting as normal, having a laugh, and i saw colours starting to drag a bit, colours were bright and it was like colours i never thought i had eer seen before, nice aquamarine caribbean colours, if thats how i can describe it. My hands were swaying and was like i had about 10 fingers per hand, i was totally in awe looking at everything.
Then uh oh..... I had fell down a hill on the way up to the flat and cut my hand, so i saw the blood on my hand and panicked a little bit, kept thinking there was blood on everything and i was bleeding... but i was laughing, so was my mate.... Then for some reason i was convinced i was wet and that i had pished myself... had i? hadnt i? kept askint the question, i had not pished myself by the way... knocked over the remains of the mug onto the floor so my friend gets on the floor and starts licking the floorboards... YUK!
THEN
worst EVER... I had a massive panic session about phoning in sick to work and how I was gonna be too wasted to phone in, kept being reassured that it was only 4am... work was 5 hours away... this didnt stop me panicking, had to leave the room.... phoned my flat mate and asked her to help me snap out of a wasted mushroom trip
Advice was to eat stuff and drink juice.... told me to go to the kitchen, but no... i was still getting wasted'er and didnt know what the kitchen was... had to have it described... was looking in a laundry room thinking it was kitchen... aaargh!!
was worried still about phoning in to work, and thought i might need a back up story... also needed to know who i was, and what my daily routine was, cos i honestly didnt know what i even did at work, it was like my memory had been erased completely and i was starting afresh in someone elses body... ew didnt like that at all. eventually phoned in sick.... passed out. Never having mushrooms again.
Went out for a few drinks after work, ended up a bit drunk, and ended up having a pill.... Nothing relly happeneing there, I thought
"I better get home, working in the morning, cant beleive I am still out drinking"
Friend persuades me just to come back up to his and try mushrooms. I had tried to take them once before, but it was disgusting.... I was told to cover one in ketchup then munch it at a party... needless to say, i was sick. I hate mushrooms (the vegetable type)... anyways....
We needed some thing to drink to mix the mushies in with, i heard yogurt was quite good for that.... but what do i pick up from the 24 hour shop instead? Blueberry milkshake! BLRUGH! So got back to his flat and we started chopping them up, there were three boxes of them, quite a lot in my opinion for 2 of us.... Emptied them into the milkshake which was basically flavoured milk.
Munched quite a lot of them down.... feel like gagging, mushy chunks and blueberry flavour. not yummy. After a little while we were chatting as normal, having a laugh, and i saw colours starting to drag a bit, colours were bright and it was like colours i never thought i had eer seen before, nice aquamarine caribbean colours, if thats how i can describe it. My hands were swaying and was like i had about 10 fingers per hand, i was totally in awe looking at everything.
Then uh oh..... I had fell down a hill on the way up to the flat and cut my hand, so i saw the blood on my hand and panicked a little bit, kept thinking there was blood on everything and i was bleeding... but i was laughing, so was my mate.... Then for some reason i was convinced i was wet and that i had pished myself... had i? hadnt i? kept askint the question, i had not pished myself by the way... knocked over the remains of the mug onto the floor so my friend gets on the floor and starts licking the floorboards... YUK!
THEN
worst EVER... I had a massive panic session about phoning in sick to work and how I was gonna be too wasted to phone in, kept being reassured that it was only 4am... work was 5 hours away... this didnt stop me panicking, had to leave the room.... phoned my flat mate and asked her to help me snap out of a wasted mushroom trip
Advice was to eat stuff and drink juice.... told me to go to the kitchen, but no... i was still getting wasted'er and didnt know what the kitchen was... had to have it described... was looking in a laundry room thinking it was kitchen... aaargh!!
was worried still about phoning in to work, and thought i might need a back up story... also needed to know who i was, and what my daily routine was, cos i honestly didnt know what i even did at work, it was like my memory had been erased completely and i was starting afresh in someone elses body... ew didnt like that at all. eventually phoned in sick.... passed out. Never having mushrooms again.
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