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Most embarassing sexual moment on drugs?

lostinthespace said:
I use to go out with this girl a few years back. When mephedrone and MDPV and the like were all legal in UK and Ireland. She had forget to mention the fact she was epileptic.
We were out driving one night, on a few bumps MDPV. We pull down some country lane, redose a bump each and start at it like two wild animals.....

Let me tell you, epileptics and MDPV DONT MIX. I'm just so glad we were fucking, I dread to think what would have happened had she been giving me a blowjob.
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Wow..... I would almost like to hear more about this.... Though I think I got the picture.
 
Mine happened literally last weekend. I've been on a Subutex kick for a while now and when I took it at lower doses, I had my sex drive and I could not get off at all. My girlfriend gave me oral sex for over 30 minutes (it was her time of the month so we could not have sex) and I could not cum. I thought that these Subs were a wonder drug for my sex life. So a few days later, I score some more Subs and I decide to stay the night at her place. I did a little more Subutex than I usually did (5-7mg) and I could not get my dick hard for the life of me. She tried. I tried. We tried. It was a disaster.
 
Fortunately I know not to try and make a fool of myself when I over-indulge with dope. Ive had females beg for the d while naked in bed but I just have to be like "Nope" feels bad, man.
 
Oh god where to begin. I finally get this smoking hot girl wanting to fuck me after fucking up her boyfriend for hitting her... only problem was that I had done 2400mg of oxycodone (not a typo, 80 blues) over the 12 hours leading up to sexytime. Could not rise to the occasion, never got another chance. It was one of those "Well I'm on my period...... .... ... So fuck me in the ass!" fantasy moments too. Fucking a man. That one still hurts.

Then the opposite problem... I was slightly sick. Went to fuck my gf... put the tip in, and came before I even got 3/4ths of the shaft in. Embarrassing as fuck but made good ammunition for the whole "why can't you cum am i ugly? am i bad at sex?" drama from all the times I did too much to be able to cum even after fucking her for an hour. Some girls would appreciate fucking 30-60mins and the associated multiple orgasms, but no, I got "omg i can't make you cum it's my fault i'm a bad girlfriend" like she didn't believe huge amounts of oxycodone sometimes makes it nigh impossible to cum despite being able to get hard.

Also one time, I was at a party, and 10/10 Girl had tattoos of footprints going down her back towards her ass. I asked her what's up with the tattoo? "It's because I love to take it in the ass."... omg marry me now plz. Get her digits, think 'oh that's such a simple number I'll remember it and write it down later'. My dope and xanax riddled brain lied to me. And no one I knew from the party knew who she was. Another perfect woman lost.
 
Dafuq..

There's no difference between fuckin' a dude in the ass & fuckin' a girl in the ass.. it's the same thing.
I don't know what all the rage is with that... No thanks, kiddo. I'll take pussy over ass anyday.
 
^ So you mean you've tapped both?

I would think the difference would be getting slapped by a hairy bozack every time you thrust as opposed to what it would be like with a woman.
 
Also with girls there is no pesky prostate getting in the way, those things can be dangerous. Additionally with chicks the other benefit is that its a chick and not a guy. Minor but worth mentioning depending on your preferences.

It is rather pointless, i don't get it. I think the appeal is that its some elicit thing you don't usually get to do. Other then then that downsides far outweigh the upsides. Like getting shit on/in your dick, encountering a prostate or getting attacked by a massive tapeworm.
 
I have yet to find a girl that likes anal and I have never been one to enjoy giving pain to my mami. It takes half the fun out of sex if you don't have the satisfaction of seeing the pleasure you are giving mirrored in a pair of beautiful, sexy, FEMALE eyes. I love those smokin' hot orgasm eyes and heavy eyelids that makes it look like you just gave her a shot of heroin.
 
svacheme3 said:
Then the opposite problem... I was slightly sick. Went to fuck my gf... put the tip in, and came before I even got 3/4ths of the shaft in. Embarrassing as fuck but made good ammunition for the whole "why can't you cum am i ugly? am i bad at sex?" drama from all the times I did too much to be able to cum even after fucking her for an hour. Some girls would appreciate fucking 30-60mins and the associated multiple orgasms, but no, I got "omg i can't make you cum it's my fault i'm a bad girlfriend" like she didn't believe huge amounts of oxycodone sometimes makes it nigh impossible to cum despite being able to get hard.
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Aint that the truth man

JunkieDays said:
Dafuq..

There's no difference between fuckin' a dude in the ass & fuckin' a girl in the ass.. it's the same thing.
I don't know what all the rage is with that... No thanks, kiddo. I'll take pussy over ass anyday.
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no shit? Lol gotta disagree with the dude statement.
some of us just like to get down and freaky with bitches.
 
Ugh, dope dick as I've heard it called is the worst. I had a smoking hot girlfriend who I just got with after years of wanting to hook up but I was on opiates so sex was always so inconsistent, one day I'd have the right dose and go for hours with the dope energy and it would be great then I'd be getting sick and basically finish before we'd even start ha. The worst was once when I did way too much dope and she wanted to have sex but I couldn't do anything, just staying awake was difficult and staying hard was really a problem but hey, I kept trying and at least she finished but I was left trying for a good 20 more minutes until I just gave up and she starts crying, thinking she's ugly, it's pathetic but after her not believing it was the dope, I start crying too, feeling bad for making her feel unattractive because of my dope use... it was just a mess because I knew she'd feel ugly if I didn't finish too and I was trying my best to avoid it and just couldn't. After that, if I get dope dick I just fake it lol, I don't wanna risk her maybe feeling bad about herself over it.
 
subutex_junkie said:
Ugh, dope dick as I've heard it called is the worst. I had a smoking hot girlfriend who I just got with after years of wanting to hook up but I was on opiates so sex was always so inconsistent, one day I'd have the right dose and go for hours with the dope energy and it would be great then I'd be getting sick and basically finish before we'd even start ha. The worst was once when I did way too much dope and she wanted to have sex but I couldn't do anything, just staying awake was difficult and staying hard was really a problem but hey, I kept trying and at least she finished but I was left trying for a good 20 more minutes until I just gave up and she starts crying, thinking she's ugly, it's pathetic but after her not believing it was the dope, I start crying too, feeling bad for making her feel unattractive because of my dope use... it was just a mess because I knew she'd feel ugly if I didn't finish too and I was trying my best to avoid it and just couldn't. After that, if I get dope dick I just fake it lol, I don't wanna risk her maybe feeling bad about herself over it.
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Awh... That's so cute... you guys crying in each others arms over your inability to ejaculate. I kid, I kid but really that is kinda funny and you having to fake orgasm so the girl won't cry. To much... Haha
 
Roomates busting in tryna buy K during Mushroom sex. Fucked.

No idea it was coming. and shroomsex gets fucking weird, like by definition.
 
I've been jerking off 2-3 times a day for 3-4 hours at a time, sometimes, while taking Vyvanse. I've been taking it for about a year, but that only started a couple months back, seemingly out of the blue. The crazy part is that I'll be beating my meat violently, even if I'm not even hard because of the vasoconstriction effect...which leads to my embarrassing story...I went out drinking with a buddy of mine a while back, and we got really trashed. He crashed at my place, and I totally forgot anyone was there...so I wake up (well, he woke up a minute after) to the noise I was making jerking off my half-hard dick while still asleep, not noticing that someone was lying there next to me. Crazy thing is that I didn't care. (I'm straight, so is he...so I should have cared) I just had to bust one out. We had a good laugh about it the next morning, but it was really awkward to begin that conversation. I'm curious if anyone else has had similar experiences because I've noticed that while watching porn for hours at a time, I'm almost looking at it scientifically and not really staying within the "boundaries" of my sexual preferences. (and no, he didn't join in...lol)
 
Thought it was a good idea to fuc my, current at time, BF in my friends bathroom. I mean sounds like, meh whatever. But, this was a studio apt I mean everyone was literally on the other side of the door. Now, this was at like 3am. There was about 15 people there, some on E, some blowin lines of coke, some doing both. My bf was doing both. I was just hella retarded on E. We walked out and everyone's tweeker dialted eyes were staring at us laughing. It was embarrassing when I became sober. But at the time I was like, IDGAF. That's the glory of E. You share everything and say whatever, and you just have that feeling that it's ok to say whatever. I was hella high when I told this Bf I loved him. And he said it back then we had amazing all night till sunset sex.
 
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