Hello all,
My pet giraffe has recently obtained 5x 30Mg MS Continus pills (Purple, round pills with 30 MG printed one side and NAPP on the other) and he wondered if someone could help him, he's searched all over the forum and to be honest theres an awful lot of threads with conflicting information or that seem to turn into flaming wars and leave him as puzzled as he was previously.
The pills he has are extended release formula, and he wanted to know if there was a sure fire way of defeating the formula.
My giraffe can't plug it (he cant reach there with his hooves) and certainly wont be prepping for IV (no opposable thumbs) so please, he's not looking for those methods.
Secondly he's read about the bioavailability more times than he can count, so if you're just going to reply with "it's only a X% bioavailability" or his favourite ones "Morphine sucks orally" you're not adding anything to the thread, so please don't do it
Any information that could help him orally ingest the pill and have a nice buzz would be great, also if anyone knows a good starting dose for a giraffe who has taken codeine a few times (not in the last month or so) and used to feel a small warmth from 120-150mg
Thanks!
EDIT: He would also like to know, if he has to halve a pill, Presumably that wouldnt break the release as he'd be surprised if simply breaking the pill defeated the time release. As he calculated, about 18mg of morphine should be about the same as 120mg Codeine (used a hospital conversion chart for orally administered morphine he found on google) does that sound about right to anyone?
My pet giraffe has recently obtained 5x 30Mg MS Continus pills (Purple, round pills with 30 MG printed one side and NAPP on the other) and he wondered if someone could help him, he's searched all over the forum and to be honest theres an awful lot of threads with conflicting information or that seem to turn into flaming wars and leave him as puzzled as he was previously.
The pills he has are extended release formula, and he wanted to know if there was a sure fire way of defeating the formula.
My giraffe can't plug it (he cant reach there with his hooves) and certainly wont be prepping for IV (no opposable thumbs) so please, he's not looking for those methods.
Secondly he's read about the bioavailability more times than he can count, so if you're just going to reply with "it's only a X% bioavailability" or his favourite ones "Morphine sucks orally" you're not adding anything to the thread, so please don't do it

Any information that could help him orally ingest the pill and have a nice buzz would be great, also if anyone knows a good starting dose for a giraffe who has taken codeine a few times (not in the last month or so) and used to feel a small warmth from 120-150mg
Thanks!
EDIT: He would also like to know, if he has to halve a pill, Presumably that wouldnt break the release as he'd be surprised if simply breaking the pill defeated the time release. As he calculated, about 18mg of morphine should be about the same as 120mg Codeine (used a hospital conversion chart for orally administered morphine he found on google) does that sound about right to anyone?
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