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Morning Sex

LoveAlways

LoveAlways

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I think morning sex is great, incredibly passionate and almost dream-like when you're still half asleep. My boyfriend wakes me up every morning for it before he leaves for work.


The problem is that I am a complete, total fucking BITCH when I get woken up. It doesn't matter if I'm horny as fuck having an amazing time getting felt up and fucked or whatever--I am a psycho in the morning.

I feel so bad afterwards and even while I'm being a bitch. Sometimes I'll be saying shit to him like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU wake ME up and I'M supposed to BLOW YOU???? Why dont YOU try getting woken up in the middle of the night! (8am) and get on YOUR hands and knees!?!! See how that fucking feels you fucking asshole! I'm not doing shit for you! You don't care about my feelings or that fact that I NEED SLEEP!!" (I dont work until 9pm...if I work at all) While at the same time I'm thinking "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch! Just put your fucking mouth on his cock and shove it" BUt it always takes me like 1/2hr to come out of it and I feel so bad! I hate being like that!

I mean would you want to fuck ^that^ in the morning?

Lately I've been just trying to not open my mouth. I just lay there and no matter how pissed off I get, I just try to focus on how good it feels to have hands all over me, and just dont open my mouth because something bad will come out!! But then, without fail, it gets bottled up and I end up going from lying there, doing whatever, silently--to screaming, whining, flaying my arms around!

ugh--I get so pissed at myself. Does anyone else have this problem?
 
LoveAlways said:
ugh--I get so pissed at myself. Does anyone else have this problem?
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I sure wouldnt if I got sex in the morning or..... at anytime of the day! LOL
Dont worry OP~ Serious answers will come.:)
 
lol don't worry, and ignore mazdan....our men love us, and our insanities are just part of our charm. your man can read between the lines, it isn't like you didn't actually suck his dick. you did, just with your trademark bitching.

no worries.
 
Actually thats my favorite way to wake up. but i feel you on the morning shit. i just suspend all monsterousness when it comes to sex. try and wake me up for breakfast, for christmas, for a free tv, to give me money you owe me, and ill bitch your fuckin head off and go back to sleep. sex however well i just cant be pissed when sex is involved.

you man prolly likes it....why else would he keep doin it. iunno. i aint one to think bein bitchy is cute. but this i could see a dude enjoying cuz youre bitchin and bangin at the same time and sometimes that shit can be sexy (ever had a fight that just ended with yall bangin instead?) same type of shit......I wouldnt be stressin it, either that, or just have a morning BLUNT next to the bed to puff on before the morning molestation-fest. ;)
 
LoveAlways said:
My boyfriend wakes me up every morning for it before he leaves for work.
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Every morning??? You lucky bitch! =D No, I don't have this problem. I WISH I had this problem. ;)

But on the topic of morning sex - I love it too, it's the only way we do it actually. Once or (if I'm lucky) twice a week.

I guess I don't have the sleepy problem because it's always on a weekend. We wake up leisurely, talk and cuddle and play for a while, then have sex when our tummies start rumbling too much for breakfast. ie. "we'd better have sex, I'm getting hungry" ;)
 
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LoveAlways said:
I feel so bad afterwards and even while I'm being a bitch. Sometimes I'll be saying shit to him like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU wake ME up and I'M supposed to BLOW YOU???? Why dont YOU try getting woken up in the middle of the night! (8am) and get on YOUR hands and knees!?!! See how that fucking feels you fucking asshole! I'm not doing shit for you! You don't care about my feelings or that fact that I NEED SLEEP!!" (I dont work until 9pm...if I work at all) While at the same time I'm thinking "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch! Just put your fucking mouth on his cock and shove it" BUt it always takes me like 1/2hr to come out of it and I feel so bad! I hate being like that!

I mean would you want to fuck ^that^ in the morning?
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Hell yes, that shit is hot.
 
Sounds like you're just a psycho. If you get that mad from just being woken up your problems are too deep rooted to be resolved on a forum. Seek therapy.
 
see i think its his problem... if someone woke me up like "eyoo!!! blow me!!" i'd probably throw a fit too... now, if he was doing it right... ie, waking you up with gentle caresses and exploring fingers... now there's something to hold your tongue at... and i think that if HE is going to be waking YOU up, he should NOT be asking favors, but instead GIVING them. my $.02.
 
DarthMom said:
lol don't worry, and ignore mazdan....our men love us, and our insanities are just part of our charm. your man can read between the lines, it isn't like you didn't actually suck his dick. you did, just with your trademark bitching.

no worries.
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haha, I meant that she would never get the morning sex again.

See this is where I seem to go wrong all the time...........if someone makes it clear they are not happy then I dont do that again.

Darthmom, are you saying that no means yes?

Ohh I am soooooooo confused...........why are women like this?
 
x0x said:
Sounds like you're just a psycho. If you get that mad from just being woken up your problems are too deep rooted to be resolved on a forum. Seek therapy.
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No, not really. I am actually quite angry, cranky and just a total dick for about 30 minutes after being "woken up" as well. It's really an irrational anger, but anyone that knows me knows that I have been this way for my entire life. Wake me up, expect to get cursed at, given dirty looks, etc. My girl knows that if she wants morning sex she will wake me up lightly, I will ask for a few more minutes sleep, maybe repeat the process a time or two, and then when I truly wake up, and am MYSELF, we can get down to business.

If I wake up under my own power, I'm ready to rumble (in this case, fuck) right away. Something about someone disrupting my sleep flips the "pissed off" switch in my brain.

However....if I woke up to my girl's mouth on my penis, I think all my normal anger processes might not take place. It is impossible to be angry when your dick is being sucked, unless of course it is being bitten or something. i think that is a scientific fact.
 
my advice for you is.....
prepare for it the night before. start a ritual, get silky and smelling sexy,shave your pussy the night before. just like as if you were gettin all primered up on a night out that you KNEW you were gonna get some. it sounds sort of like the guy might be making you feel like a machine or a sexual toilet. he wakes up, does his business on your or in you and zips up for his day. i dunno, that could have something to do with why you're so resistant to it. if you got ready for it before you went to bed, maybe it would help you feel like YOU wanted it too once the morning wood came a'knockin.
 
x0x said:
Sounds like you're just a psycho. If you get that mad from just being woken up your problems are too deep rooted to be resolved on a forum. Seek therapy.
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I think that's a bit harsh. It's gotta suck being woken up basically in the middle of the night (she works late nights) for sex. As much as I would dig getting sex every day, I'm not entirely sure I'd be down with doing it at 5.30am when my husband wakes up for work - I want my extra 2 hours sleep dammit! Also, women need to warm up first ;)
 
SonOF said:
It is impossible to be angry when your dick is being sucked, unless of course it is being bitten or something. i think that is a scientific fact.
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This is the only time I've had any success with waking up my husband for sex. I think the person doing the waking should always do it by giving the sleepy person head gently until they rouse. This should be compulsory =D
 
MazDan said:
haha, I meant that she would never get the morning sex again.

See this is where I seem to go wrong all the time...........if someone makes it clear they are not happy then I dont do that again.

Darthmom, are you saying that no means yes?

Ohh I am soooooooo confused...........why are women like this?
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i have no clue. and i do it too.
 
smart-e said:
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Oral sex is not a favour. It's not like if you blow me I owe you anything.
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if there is no pressing need to be up, and someone wakes me up, they better have something nice for ME, not "hey, do this for me now since i just woke you up." that's all.
 
Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
This is the only time I've had any success with waking up my husband for sex. I think the person doing the waking should always do it by giving the sleepy person head gently until they rouse. This should be compulsory =D
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I would agree with this entirely but for one thing.

The morning wee! I always wake up horny as anything in the morning but I can assure you that unless I've had to get up in the night to pee, the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is have a piss. My girlfriend is the same.

I personally don't think the original poster is reacting in an irrational way...if I want morning sex I wake my girlfriend up slowly over the course of about fifteen minutes with kisses and touches, and after she's peed I escalate it slowly from there. I know that she's not as horny as me in the morning so I consider it my responsibility to put her on the same wavelength as me with all the creative foreplay I can come up with.

I don't think you should be forcing yourself to blow him...you should want to...and he should convince you by going down on you first.

(ps: morning sex is fucking awesome).
 
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