Mom, can you hear me?
By Freud Malkaviche
I sit in my room,
Dark and cold.
Not even here,
Am I home.
I sit and stare,
At what I have become.
I can’t stand the glare,
Of the mistakes I run.
I cover my eyes,
There’s something in my hand.
Overwhelmed, I cry,
It’s an Actionman!
Actionfigure Actionman.
Motherfucking Actionman!
Goddamn you Actionman.
Motherfucking Actionman!
FUCK YOU MOM!
Motherfucking Actionman!
Much like the Easterbunny.
Motherfucking Actionman!
Did I tell a joke that was funny?
Look, your nose is runny.
Beef stick.
Beef snack stick.
Motherfucking beef stick!
Karate stick?
Karate snack stick?
Motherfucking karate stick!
My mom doesn’t love me,
It’s the easterbunny’s fault,
Always letting justice go.
I MUST FIGHT FOR JUSTICE.
FIGHT WITH KARATE STICK?
Yes.
I must.
Actionman would fight for justice.
Motherfucking Actionman.
WHERE DID YOU PUT MY KARATE STICK?
By Freud Malkaviche
I sit in my room,
Dark and cold.
Not even here,
Am I home.
I sit and stare,
At what I have become.
I can’t stand the glare,
Of the mistakes I run.
I cover my eyes,
There’s something in my hand.
Overwhelmed, I cry,
It’s an Actionman!
Actionfigure Actionman.
Motherfucking Actionman!
Goddamn you Actionman.
Motherfucking Actionman!
FUCK YOU MOM!
Motherfucking Actionman!
Much like the Easterbunny.
Motherfucking Actionman!
Did I tell a joke that was funny?
Look, your nose is runny.
Beef stick.
Beef snack stick.
Motherfucking beef stick!
Karate stick?
Karate snack stick?
Motherfucking karate stick!
My mom doesn’t love me,
It’s the easterbunny’s fault,
Always letting justice go.
I MUST FIGHT FOR JUSTICE.
FIGHT WITH KARATE STICK?
Yes.
I must.
Actionman would fight for justice.
Motherfucking Actionman.
WHERE DID YOU PUT MY KARATE STICK?
