Baseball MLB.. Batter Up!!

[darvocet21]

Penny Lane...
is in my ears...
and in my eyes....
And up her crotch

 

[darvocet21]

Why cain't Craig Kimbrel do less acting and more pitching....what's wrong wit da Owioles?

 

[ions]

I was about to say at least there's some day games on today.
But it's the fucking yankees.

 

[Electrum1]

Destroyed my score with pitching

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

Yea but Vlad is on Toronto isn't he on your team?

 

[ions]

I hate watching the yankees. even when they play the mets.

 

[Electrum1]

Picked a guy up for a hold, gets a save, c'mon

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

That happened to me last night with the Arizona reliever lol

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

im all aboard the D-backs ship

 

[ions]

They're at +3500 futures to win it.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

they fired Sewald as the closer

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

They're at +3500 futures to win it.

really?!

will you put a bet in for me?

 

[ions]

I got a $3 futures on the mets.

 

[ions]

And they're chasing each other for those last two wild card spots.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

AZ is in if the season ended today

so are the Mets

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

was that on Draft Kings?

 

[Electrum1]

Just heard home runs being called swamp donkeys and google keeps freezing up when I search swamp donkey so now i'm suspicious that it also means something that is offensive to the ideology of google

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

What does Swamp Donkey mean?


Swamp donkey is a derogatory term used to describe a lonely, fat, woman in the club.

The textbook example of a “swamp donkey” stands alone in the club, with clothes that are bringing out their negative qualities. They are notorious for being surrounded with a strong cloud of cologne, that lures unsuspecting drunkards to the lair of the “swamp donkey.”

If the drunkard doesn’t use protection that night, it is highly likely, they will be mates with the woman for at least eighteen years.

 

[Electrum1]

A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act, steal, lie ect. for drugs.

Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures

 

[ions]

Yeah that was on draft kings.