Baseball MLB.. Batter Up!!

[darvocet21]

They're just buying players left and right because Ohtani deferred his salary

 

[darvocet21]

Man I'm so nervous I'm eating baked Cheetos Flamin Hot Limon

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

Padres did ok

 

[darvocet21]

Those seed oils and that MSG are going to make my blood pressure Skyrocket tonight but I feel a complete game coming on

 

[darvocet21]

Padres did ok

You know I got my official Padres cap I mean it only cost $5 so it's probably not authorized.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

 

[darvocet21]

Man Jimmy I can feel the seed oils penetrating to my innermost cells I think I might be in the ER with you tonight Jimmyous

 

[darvocet21]

My fingers are all coated with bright red Cheeto powder

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

 

[Electrum1]

They're just buying players left and right because Ohtani deferred his salary

Can't they screw him in 2032 or whenever and just shut the team down and come back in 2 years later and not pay him?

I saw that sonewhere but sounds doubtful

 

[darvocet21]

II wiped my nose and it hurt really good and what I'm wondering is can you snort Cheeto powder?

 

[darvocet21]

There must be a threat somewhere on BL for that

 

[ions]

what would you know mr. baseball.

 

[darvocet21]

Why don't you ask highlight if she's you know single and willing to mingle?

 

[ions]

She won't show face. @darvocet21

 

[darvocet21]

Basically what the players strike in the 1990s was all about was getting the owners and players on the same page to screw the fans out of as much money as possible

 

[darvocet21]

In case my opponents think they can get the best of me during these stressful times:

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

i gotta tell ya, darvo - that's pretty gay

 

[Electrum1]

10 K's in 17 at bats and my pitching sucks today. I peaked in points

 

[Electrum1]

Man, Yahoo is lagging. Updated 2 hours late this morning and now keeps updating like once every 5 minutes on the stats