Baseball MLB.. Batter Up!!

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This fucking guy

 

[darvocet21]

I'm grabbing Heaney for his matchup against St. Louis tomorrow bc Burleson and Nootbaar can't hit lefties

 

[darvocet21]

This fucking guy

uh, what's got 2 thumbs and likes blowjobs?

 

[darvocet21]

Easy there THINK b4 dropping idc kitty

 

[darvocet21]

Dang I hope Tommy Pham doesn't start for St. Louis tomorrow

 

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Chin-up you’ll get that bkowjob you’re looking for

 

[darvocet21]

Masyn Wynn, overrated
Goldschmidt, overrated
Willson Contreras, decent
Arenado, he's good

 

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Avocado abogados

 

[darvocet21]

Chin-up you’ll get that bkowjob you’re looking for

cue lady with rolling pin emoji

 

[darvocet21]

From now on I'm only adding players with doubleheaders in the coming weeks

 

[darvocet21]

Or on teams heading to Coors field like the Mets and Braves

 

[darvocet21]

I love PAXTON on 9 days rest against dogmeat SEA

 

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It’s not happening

 

[darvocet21]

I woulda started him if I knew....too late

 

[darvocet21]

It’s not happening

he could throw a CG

 

[darvocet21]

He's thrown no hitters

 

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Tits or it didn’t happun

 

[Electrum1]

I love PAXTON on 9 days rest against dogmeat SEA

Too many walks not enough 6+ inning games

 

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