Baseball MLB.. Batter Up!!

[darvocet21]

I'll take a BUNT SAFE

 

[ions]

Do your crunches

I’ll blow out my anus doing crunches.
But it has been a good 2 months.

 

[darvocet21]

Krinkle rn:

 

[darvocet21]

He needs a miracle where as you just need to leave los invegas

 

[Electrum1]

Original or grape?

Grape

 

[darvocet21]

My team's finally going off again

Obviously the jerks can't keep Jimmy from running away from it without the Highway

Krinkle may not be able to win it but perhaps he can still deny the repeat victory to l'jimmyous

 

[darvocet21]

Grape

Original!

 

[darvocet21]

C'mon

 

[Electrum1]

(could help your pitching)
David Festa, SP, Twins
Available in 98 percent of Yahoo! leagues

Festa authored his strongest performance in the majors last Wednesday in a bulk relief outing against the Phillies, recording seven strikeouts and allowing just one run over 4 1/3 impressive innings, and is slated to take the ball on Tuesday evening against the Mets in a road tilt at Citi Field. The 24-year-old top pitching prospect was roughed up, surrendering 12 runs over 10 innings in a pair of starts earlier this month following a promotion from Triple-A St. Paul, which made last week's stellar performance even more noteworthy since it showed he's capable of adjusting and improving at the highest level. He's had issues with left-handers in the big leagues so far and that problem likely isn't going away. However, he's displayed stellar control so far in the majors with a 15/3 K/BB ratio across 14 1/3 innings of work, and is going to miss enough bats to make an impact for fantasy managers. The biggest question is whether there’s enough room for him in Minnesota’s starting rotation mix, especially if they decide to add at Tuesday's trade deadline. With Chris Paddack on the shelf with a forearm strain, Festa appears likely to get some extended runway over the next few weeks, and is at least worthy of a speculative roster spot in all fantasy formats until further notice given his prospect pedigree and most recent performance.

So start Lefties against Festa is what I'm reading

 

[darvocet21]

How about you guys let me negotiate a three way trade

 

[Electrum1]

Krinkle may not be able to win it but perhaps he can still deny the repeat victory to l'jimmyous

I'm not really that far ahead when you look at how I gained points recently. Could easily do well and still lose 10 points

 

[darvocet21]

U need to get Wood

 

[Electrum1]

I had a shop teacher that looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill from King of the Hill that would be like "now sand that wood"

 

[darvocet21]

If Reiko can't help you nothing can

 

[darvocet21]

I'm never trading Reiko

 

[darvocet21]

She swipes bags

 

[Electrum1]

ur a bagswiper

 

[ions]

I got Josh Jung on the trading block

 

[darvocet21]

Trade him to Krinkle for a SP

 

[darvocet21]

ur a bagswiper

GOOD ONE!