Baseball MLB.. Batter Up!!

[darvocet21]

me?

you have like 90 saves why do you need a closer?

True story?

 

[darvocet21]

There's no way Jimmy would be running away with 90 saves if I was in there he be lucky to have 30

 

[darvocet21]

I can't believe that the double header is scheduled for Monday what am I going to do tomorrow that's the last day of the head-to-head matchup I need more steals

 

[darvocet21]

Well at least Hudson didn't hurt my ratios

 

[darvocet21]

And Jimmy offered to buy my Hold for $30

 

[darvocet21]

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

im thinking his plot is to run away with saves and then go nuts for holds like the last 2 months of the season

 

[darvocet21]

 

[darvocet21]

Yo

 

[darvocet21]

The Twins have a better record than Texas

 

[darvocet21]

Pivetta starts off with balls before throwing strikes and getting guys to fly/ground out or strike out

 

[ions]

Left Starling Marte in the lineup and he's on the bench today.
Maybe a PH appearance later.
But all my jerks are in the lineup or bench today.

 

[ions]

Mets with a 4R first inning.

 

[darvocet21]

Go Sox

 

[darvocet21]

Go Mariners

 

[darvocet21]

 

[ions]

Jake Burger
Jerk Auger B.

 

[ions]

Here comes Milton Hershey sliding into 2nd.

 

[Electrum1]

Yeah my team sucks

 

[ions]

I'm winning my no money league.
but lost my last three bets on baseball games.