The first time I did mints I went hard. This was all the og blue blanks.
Took a half, a girl I now am in love with came by with them. She took a half as well
She said "these are supposedly called mints and apparently if we take a half we will be fucked."
There were 8 in le bag and 5 friends attending the show, nobody intending to roll but me and the lady friend.
Drunk friend offers to drive us to show on way home. We accept. He backs into the car behind him, rolling already nobody cares. Lady friend is MASHED, she keeps doing that heavy exhale as if to say "hooooolly shit." She looks at me and is rubbing my leg ferociously. She says "I think you better take the other half, I'm rolling FACE!" I follow her lead here, take the other half
We get to venue, friend lets us out and as soon as my feet hit the ground I notice that I feel like I'm walking on a cloud, no joke, I'm weightless.
Some girl is getting yelled at for having orange juice in the line, she yells "ITS JUST OJ!" I smirk to myself and think "this is going to be a great night"
We get in the venue and go to coat check which is this tiny, tiny room and its packed with people as this was the middle of last winter. I have anxiety telling me to hang up my coat and GTFO that small room ASAP. I tell everyone around me how i feel, even the randoms. lol
Coat check done, i feel like a giant weight has been lifted as if I'm free to do anything (my gf taught me to get rid of all responsibility whilst rolling makes you really enjoy the moment, my coat felt like a huge responsibility)
Eyes now wiggling like crazy. Give bouncer ticket and tell him he's doing an awesome job. Almost hug the dude. He laughs at me and tells me to have a good time.
Everyone is jealous so I go to bathroom to break up mints. everyone in the bath room is taking drugs left and right, of course tipping the attendant accordingly. I go into a stall and break up 2 mints into halves, someone keeps knocking and yelling "stop doing drugs!" in a joking matter. Pretty sure he cracked open a bag of molly right after i left the stall.
I'm dancing with my lady like mad, all smiles, and then all of our friends start to get intrigued by how much fun we are having. SO, of course, all those who said "i dont want any rolls" (and why we brought 8 instead of 4) start saying "gee that looks awesome, hey can i have one?" I hand them out without a care in the middle of the show, a bouncer watches me do it (dumb i know) and gives me a thumbs up. (i love this venue).
I take another half in the bathroom as i went to check on our supply, hand the other half to le lady friend.
Make out w future wife for HOURS on end, whilst getting lightshows, dancing and enjoying vodka OJs
Girlfriend of friend and mine are now making out, feeling each other like crazy, hugging it out, life is sweet
Friend who NEVER does drugs even asked for a mint, at this point unfortunately we had none left, so i gave him a the last half that was more of a half mint plus all the powder from the flakey nature of these things and say enjoy!
Towards the end of the show it wears off, almost like "BAM YOURE SOBER!" and we all look at each other with that nice afterglowey sensation. We get in 2 cabs and head home, friends gf was the second to last to re dose and she is still rolling BALLS when we get home, smoking cigs on our patio in the dead of winter and blaring dubstep through our nice sound system for the neighborhood to hear (we lived in a pretty decent area for being mischievous at 4am, neighbors never complained)
My memory is flawless of that evening. Woke up the next day and felt like a champion.
that was my first mint experience, thanks to the og blue blanks with red speckles.
mints.
