Might make a few shit threads

[THECATINTHEHAT]

Might not.

Opinions?

 

[Josh]

Do it.

I can talk about shit all day long. When you go to the toilet as much as me, there really isn't much else to talk about.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

Have a bristol stool chart:

Might call the hospital and hassle them about my operation, getting fed up of waiting foor the cunts to contact me.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

Haha! Wrong pic...

 

[BigG]

Anyone who's ever experienced the joys of opiate withdrawl will be familiar with all of them pretty much in the same day

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

I went straight from 1 to 7 this time with nothing in between.

 

[BigG]

I have progressed from 1 to 7 in successive "attempts" on my times I've come off painkillers before.

BTW my current endevour is proving HARD.......and very PAINFUL.......and i'm only on day 3 (or 4... I forget...not that it really matters when there are about another 1,000,000 days ahead ).

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

I'm amazed you can muster the strength to post tbh, I wouldn't be!

 

[BigG]

Have to also muster the strength to go to work tomorrow knowing that however bad today is tomorrow will surely be worse.

But fuck it, keep going

 

[felix]

I rate this thread a Type 7.

 

[Josh]

I said goodbye to numbers 1 to 4 completely when I lost my colon. I tend to aim for a 6 these days, a 5 would probably mean I'm a bit dehydrated. 7 is the norm though

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

It's a gif of the girl from lazy town. Don't cry at me I copy pasta it from elsewhere on this site.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

Well I'm glad I've got your blessing, thanks for that.

You should get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[alasdairm]

this thread is awful.

alasdair

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

It's a meta-thread.

Which means it can't be awful.

Which means it's not a meta-thread.

Which means it is awful.

Which is a paradox.

Which means it isn't awful.

Which is a paradox.


































































Or it could just be mindless nonsense.

 

[swampdragon]

This thread almost makes me miss Evey's shit threads.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

She weren't making no meta/non-meta/paradoxical/non-paradoxical threads, this shit is next level.

 

[Jackal]

I was on a type 4.5 this morning. Somewhere between chocolate mousse and chocolate slider. Almost distracted me from my coco pops.

 

[Sadie]

Trying hard not to post. Leaving the mystery there.......

 

[Sammy G]

It's a gif of the girl from lazy town. Don't cry at me I copy pasta it from elsewhere on this site.

It was just what I needed at the time, actually. Ahem.

Combined with the actual chart, my imagination went right into overdrive.