y0y0y0 dis by Tyrone, da chemistry negro up in the hiz-oussss with da Ritlun 'strashun for all you crackas! It be like I know dat on Martin Kuther King Jr Blvd you can gets the cracks which is very good, but my P-O dun be playin that amd if I smokes the cracks I go back to county fo like a month or so. Anyway my third wife, Shinquanda, well she ain't actually be my wife, but she lives with me so long they say she my common law wife! is all about trying to keep the black man down! See, me and Shinquanda be knocking it one night and the rubber break on us so she gets pregnant and has a baby, we name him Lemonjello because it was the pretiest name on the list of name they done gave us in the room to look at, it had babies names on it and fo some reason it had grits on it too. Who done be stupid and name their baby after grits? that just be stupid!
So Lemonjello be born and he done look nothings like me, but the state be trying to keep the black man down and took my blood when I gets sent to prison because I stabbed that aaa-rab in the throat (at the HandyWay but I was framed by the po-lice) .. so I gets out and Lemonjello be 14 years old but he dont be doing good in his schools, which to me doesnt matter because he aint gunna learn nothing anyway so he needs to start getting into the day-labor as young as he can because if he done good cleaning up the foreman put him on and he work so he can get the gubment checks and know the joys of check day twice a month.. if he goes to school and he doesnt work as long he doesnt get the same checks that can buy you a full cookie from my dog Darnell with the flossin grill on Malcom-X Rd.
Anyway likes I be saying, they took my blood and say Lemonjello be my kid and that I gots to pay fo him, so it be like if I gunna give that stank ho Shinquanda any of my monies I gunna get something in return because none of the other 7 womens I sex and get pregnant be bugging me for the monies, they say i is a predator and it be best I just stay away from them. Shinquanda be a stank ho! So since my P-O be like "you pay fo Lemonjello or you go to the county till you pay" .. so I go over to Shinquandas house, I tell you she be a stank ho? Well because Lemonjello be all doing bad in school he get put on some Ridlhun, well, there be this white boy that come drive through the hood looking for heroin, he says just because I dont have the cracks I can takes the Ridulhun and takesit to get high, then I just tell my P-O that I takes Lemonjellos medicine first because it be a whie pharmacist and the white pharmacist be trying to poison Lemonjello.
So I axed the cracka how you do it and he give me this piece of paper:
BEGIN EXTRACTION PROCESS
If at first your chem books dont yeild dick, grab a bigger, heavier book .. sure enough, as I thought, methylphenidate is slightly soluble in acetone .. so I would do something like this - oh yeah, BIG DIFFERENCE between the HCl salt and the freebase form, if you're dealing with Ritalin (or generic form) this is Methylphenidate HCl, and we will procees as that..
1) Crush up your pills or even Concerta (sp?) time-release as fine as you can, it's best to work with a fair amount of these as it's pointless to bother with only a few mg's .. once you have all yer shit crushed put it in a flask, now, abut 30 minutes prior to this you will have put a bottle of AT LEAST 70% isopropyl alcohol (aka "rubbing alcohol" - cost like $.25 for a pint) in the fridge - we want it chilled, not freezing, but well blow room temperature ..
2) Pour your chilled alcohol into the flask and "swirl" it around for a minute or so.. the idea is that the methylphenidate is REALLY soluble in alcohol - while it's not freely soluble in >70% isopropyl alcohol, it's the best solvent for out purpose .. now because the methylphenidate is disolved in the IPA, we will need to setup a filter...
3) Take a glass jar and cover the mouth of it with 3 coffee filters, you can secure them with a rubber-band ... now you will pour the IPA through the filter .. you will have the filters on top with some crap thenyou will have the alcohol in the jar...
4) Pour the IPA into a pyrex dish - it will evaporate rather quickly but if you want you could put it under a heatlamp to speedup the process .. you should have some crystals - this is your methylphenidate along with a few other things.. you can either rail it right now or move on to the next step ..
5) You MIGHT lose some of the methylphenidatem so personally if you're yeilds look alright at the end of #4, I would just rail that and forget this... anyway, for this we are using Methanol for this, and it can be obtained at your local hardware store (read the cans) .. if you can't find it you can buy it with no restrictions .. we are going to basically do the same thing we did with the alcohol but lets drop the temperature a little more this time... so scrape yer crystals into a flask (or Snapple bottle) and add some ice-cold methanol - you can get a little more agressive in your mixing this time ..
Repeat steps #3 and #4 .. you should have a white, crystline substance - this, in theory is Methylphenidate HCl .. a quick practice run gave shitty yeilds (about 60% provided our extract was deviod of anything other then Methylphenidate HCl) ..
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