"Anal Vomit" That's like the death metal guy I was seeing had this jacket with patches on it and one was "Dying Fetus". I think I said right at the start I wasn't going to be seen in public with that jacket.
Too big, too small?
Size does matter, after all
Too big, too small?
It could be a little bigger
Mercedes-Benz and motorway
Going abroad alone
Travel, Travel! Driving pleasure
I just want fun, not to fall in love
Just a little bit..
Just a little, bitch!
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah.
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany..
Too short, too tall?
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Too big, too small?
The tagline should be on top
Beautiful Miss, desire for more
Blitzkrieg with the meat gun
Schnapps in the head, you Fair Bride
Put Bratwurst in your Sauerkraut
Just a little bit..
Be my little bitch!
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany…
Germany! Germany!
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany..