NEMD Metal Up Your Ass! The MetalHeads Thread v.VIVIVI

Good to know Lassa Fever is now in the UK, a step-brother to Ebola.

"Fever - Headache
Muscle pain - Sore throat
Bleeding - Vomiting
Diarrhea - Rash
Disfunctional liver
And kidneys
Next step: death"

 
Russia & Ukraine should have a Black Metal off, Ukraine would fucking Win right away.

My joint-first favourite BM release ever Mopok <3

 
Quieren algo más pesado, Pericasos si aguantas. Laboratorio cristalitos estas fumando los hielitos, Esa lluvia del sobaco Dos dias tienes demoniaco.
=D <3

 
Tribute to Euronymous.
(22 March 1968 – 10 August 1993)

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"Anal Vomit" 😅 That's like the death metal guy I was seeing had this jacket with patches on it and one was "Dying Fetus". I think I said right at the start I wasn't going to be seen in public with that jacket.

 
LOL@censorship 🙄🙄🙄





Too big, too small?
Size does matter, after all
Too big, too small?
It could be a little bigger

Mercedes-Benz and motorway
Going abroad alone
Travel, Travel! Driving pleasure
I just want fun, not to fall in love

Just a little bit..
Just a little, bitch!

You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah.
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany..

Too short, too tall?
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Too big, too small?
The tagline should be on top

Beautiful Miss, desire for more
Blitzkrieg with the meat gun
Schnapps in the head, you Fair Bride
Put Bratwurst in your Sauerkraut

Just a little bit..
Be my little bitch!

You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany…

Germany! Germany!

You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany..
 
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